"Today is yours," we tell people on their birthday. "Enjoy it."
But sadly, nobody, not even Einstein, has owned that much time. If any. And in case we forget, the universe likes to remind us of that.
Bought 60 doughnuts for the office to celebrate? Too bad, you'll need to self-isolate and work from home. Baked yourself a cake? Oops, the floor ate it all.
So what do we do when we get the short end of the stick? The only thing there's left. Laugh. Here's an exclusive Bored Panda list of the most unfortunate birthdays. Enjoy!
#1 The Worst Birthday Card I've Ever Gotten
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#2 Happy Birthday!
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#3 Someone Threw Away The Rest Of My Birthday Cake Before I Was Able To Take It Home
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#4 My Mom Made Me A Pan Of Brownies For My Birthday, And My Son Insisted On To Carrying Them On The Way Home
Got back and somehow they ended up with a giant footprint in them.
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#5 Whole Foods Prime Delivery For My Mom's Birthday
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#6 My Friend's 16th Birthday Was On 9/11
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#7 Thank You, Facebook
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#8 Me And All The Friends I Invited To My Birthday
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#9 My Kid During His Birthday Safari
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#10 Today’s My Birthday. No One Could Make It Over For Pizza And Games, The Power Went Out And I Twisted My Ankle Because I Couldn’t See Coming Down The Stairs
It’ll be me, the guitar, and some tears tonight. Happy 20th to me!
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#11 Everyone Including My Parents Forgot It Was My Birthday Today, So I Improvised
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#12 It Was Supposed To Say Happy Birthday Lizard (Her Nickname)
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#13 Turned 26 Today, Contact Fell Out While Walking Into Work, Tried To Rub My Eye To Help The Irritation While Looking Down, And Walked Into A Brick Wall. Happy Birthday To Me
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#14 My Parents Gave Me This As A Birthday Present Today. For When I Leave Home And Want To Travel
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#15 Someone Cut The Cake That Was For Me Today At Work Without Telling Anyone In The Break Room
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#16 It’s My Birthday. It’s Also The Only Day My Doctor Could Remove My 3 Kidney Stones (Laser Lithotripsy)
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#17 I Tested Positive For Covid-19 On My Birthday
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#18 How My Friend Is Celebrating His Birthday Today
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#19 My Mom Wanted To Surprise Me With A Delivery Of My Favorite Pizza & Ice Cream From Ohio To LA For My Birthday. UPS Lost The Package For 2 Days And Delivered On The 3rd - Refused Refund
She packed it in a cooler on ice & shipped via UPS for $350+ so it could be delivered the next day during my birthday party.
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#20 Bought 60 Doughnuts For The Office Today To Celebrate My 20th Birthday, Only To Be Told I Need To Self Isolate/Work From Home For The Next Week
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#21 Social Distancing During My Birthday
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#22 My Mom Ordered A TV (Delivered By FedEx) For Me For My Birthday. We Just Opened It Up To Turn It On And...
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#23 Mom Made Me A Birthday Cake Last Year. Didn't Leave Enough Room To Dot The Exclamation Point
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#24 2 Days Ago It Was 65 Degrees. Today Is My Birthday
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#25 My Quarantine Birthday Is Going Well
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#26 Today Is My Birthday, And All I Can Do Due To Restrictions Is Buy A Whole Box Of Donuts For Myself
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#27 It's My Birthday. I'm In The Hospital And They Don't Know What's Wrong
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#28 This Was My Dad's Boat On Our 2nd Time Out After Buying It. It Was Also On My Birthday
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#29 Bought Myself A Birthday Cake Yesterday. Then The Rest Of My Family Found It
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#30 Birthday Gift From My Family To My Introverted Self So I'll Have "Someone To Talk To"
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#31 My Mom Sent Me A Birthday Care Package From Cross Country With My Favorite Candy. This Is What LA Heat Did To My Precious Milk Duds
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#32 Kid Spitting All Over The Cake
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#33 Well, That's Annoying
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#34 Today Is My Birthday And This Is What Should Have Become My Cake
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#35 One Of My Dogs Decided The Best Way To Start My Birthday Was To Get Sprayed By A Skunk Right Before We Went To Bed And Now Our Whole House Smells Like Skunk
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#36 Happy Birthday, Hope You Didn’t Want A Cake
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#37 Did This At Football Practice. On My Birthday
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#38 Spent My Birthday At Home Today. Everything, Including The Cake, Was Meh
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#39 Had To Have Emergency Surgery To Get My Appendix Removed This Morning. Oh And It's My Birthday
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#40 The USPS Cares. About Stealing Your Birthday Money Sent From Your Poor Grandmother
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#41 Closing In On My 30th Birthday, And Starting To Get That Good Ol' Santa Claus Beard
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#42 Wanted To Bake Myself A Birthday Cake But Didn't Have The Right Ingredients. Decided To Wing It Anyways. I Present To You: Turd Cake
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#43 For My 30th Birthday I Figured Out Ice Cream Cakes Melt In The Fridge
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#44 When You Get A Cake For Your Birthday And You’re Older Brother Eats It Before You Celebrate Your Birthday
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#45 Decided To Work On My Birthday Today, Was Going To Leave Early But Instead 3 People Called Out So Here I Am 12 And A Half Hours In And Still Going. Happy Birthday To Me
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#46 Homeless On My Birthday And Out Of Gas. Such Is Life I Guess
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#47 My Friends And I Went Out To Celebrate One Of My Friend’s Birthday, Only To Come Back To Have My Friend’s $7000 Camera Stolen On His B-Day
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#48 20th B-Day Cake From My Parents
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#49 I Was The Only One Who Turned Up To My B-Day Party. So I Got Some Balloon Friends To Join
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#50 My Husband Baked Me A Cake For My Birthday And Put It In The Oven So Our Dogs Couldn't Get It. I Was Not Aware And Turned On The Oven
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#51 Spent All My Money On A Gold Bracelet For My 31st B-Day And Today I Look Down And It’s Gone. RIP
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#52 Someone Stole My Professor's Birthday Cupcakes That He Left In His Room For Today
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#53 Yesterday, On My Birthday, Some Lady Decided To Cut Across Traffic And Hit Me Head On
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#54 My Birthday Cake Was Delivered
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#55 Birthdays. Covid-19 Style
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#56 Birthday Balloons Caught On Rose Bush As I Brought Them In
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#57 I Ate It Anyway. 4 Hours Of Baking, Half An Hour Before My Bday BBQ, Dropped On The Ground. And Every Piece Was Savored
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#58 My 30th Is On Wednesday, Bought Myself Some AirPods Today As An Early B-Day Present. Already Lost Them. Now I’m Paying £10 A Month For A Year For This Box. Happy Birthday Me
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#59 Husband Thought His Boss Gave Him Money For His Birthday
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#60 Absolutly No One Remembered My Birthday Except Another Person Who Has The Same Birthday As Me And Gave Me A Pen
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#61 At My 30th Birthday, One Of My Friends Dropped His Phone On The Cake. One Of My Best Memory And One Of His Worst
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#62 Found Out That I Had A Broken Bone In My Knee And Had To Have Surgery The Day Before My Birthday. Then Spend Most Of My Birthday In Hospital
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#63 Morning Coffee On My Birthday
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#64 The Delivery Note Got Put Inside The Card Instead Of A Birthday Message
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#65 My Little Brother Had His Appendix Removed On His 11th Birthday
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#66 Birthday Girl Left The Lid Off The Cake Box. The Dogs Thoroughly Enjoyed The Chocolate Bar Piñata Cake I Spend 2 Hours Making, No One Else Got A Crumb
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#67 My Birthday Is On World Toilet Day
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#68 Got My Appendix Removed For My 20th Birthday
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#69 My Favorite Picture Of My Son. That Time We Went To His Lil Homie's Bday Party And He Ate All The Cake
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#70 Okay, Retrograde. I See You
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#71 It's My 21st Birthday Today And My Birthday Gift This Morning Was Dropping My Phone On My Bedroom Floor
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#72 I Wanted To Make A Cake For My Cake Day
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#73 My Girlfriend Tried Making Pizza For Her Birthday
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#74 Sad Birthday To Me
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