The English language is known for its richness and inventiveness. Well, I’m not impressed. Where’s the term for 'a person who annoyingly laughs at non-funny things,’ ‘someone who's always butt dialing you,’ or ’something that comes back to bite you in the a***’? I’ve solved that pressing problem. You're welcome. If you like punny portmanteaus, there's plenty more where these came from! If you don’t mind the odd sex joke. If that sounds like you, go to my Instagram. I also take requests!
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#1 Read + Repeat
#2 Pun + Pandemic
#3 Crap + Apple
#4 Mourning + Morning Breath
#5 Mis + Text
#6 Resting Bitch Face > Resting Stitch Face
#7 Selfie + Self-Esteem
#8 Robin Hood > Robbin' The Hood
#9 Babble + Bubble Butt
#10 Frau + Frown
#11 Astronomic + Comic Con
#12 Boomerang + Fang
#13 Tiger Mum > Ostrich Mum
#14 Bugger + Juggler
#15 Guffaw + Fool
#16 Word + Orgasm
#17 Instagram + Grammie
#18 Butt + Gut Feeling
#19 Vocabulary + Brewery
#20 Pod + Pothead
#21 Battle Of Thermopylae + Pillow
#22 Assess + A Cesspool
#23 Man + Marsupial
#24 Hollow + Hologram
#25 God + Podcast
#26 Co-Work + Coven + Oven
#27 Venal + Venereal Disease
#28 Fabricator + Lubricator
#29 Cohort + Wart
#30 Cannabis + Cannibalism
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