The majority of us have encountered many bullies during our childhood – however, people like to hope that bullying stops as soon as we step foot into adulthood. Yet nothing really changes, apart from our newly found tendencies of brushing things off and perceiving them as minor inconveniences.

Regardless, it is true to some extent, as we don't normally assume that our controlling boss is a bully or that our patronizing family member is one as well. Though let's face it, our society is full of unpleasant people, and sometimes all you can do is let a person know that they're being an idiot.

Well, an online user decided to help all of us out and ask Redditors to list some of the best insults they like to use, and nearly 7K people got involved in this exceedingly handy thread. The question itself received almost 20K upvotes and delivered some imaginative answers that will probably allow you to humble a person or two.

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#1

“Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go”. - Oscar Wilde

#2

I kept having to go back to a hardware store because I kept buying the wrong part for my project. The old man at the register who’d previously checked me out said, your twin brother was in here earlier and he didn’t know what he was doing either.

#3

You are not the dumbest person on the planet but you better hope that he doesn't die.

#4

I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong.

#5

It is situational but: "I can only explain it to you, I can't understand it for you".

#6

You are the reason toothpaste needs instructions.

#7

Paradigmza said: You have delusions of adequacy. Konisforce replied: Had a Scottish friend who described someone as "multitalentless". Was excellent with the accent.

#8

I envy people who dont know you.

#9

You are the human equivalent of a pop-up ad.

#10

Your grades say “marry rich”, but your looks say “keep studying.”

#11

You’re not even smart enough to realize how dumb you are.

#12

You sure talk a lot for someone that doesn’t say much.

#13

You're hard to ignore, but well worth the effort.

#14

You should carry around a potted plant to make up for the air you waste.

#15

Please receive, sir, my most sincere indifference.

#16

If you took an IQ test, it would come back negative.

#17

Nothing brightens my day more than your absence.

#18

It must be a relief to not have been overly burdened with the gift of intelligence.

#19

You're about as welcome as a warm seat in a public toilet.

#20

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

#21

You probably dip your Oreos in water, because your dad never came back with milk.

#22

I was playing video games and had a teammate who wasn’t really playing together with me so I had tried to get him to re-group. Admittedly, I did not speak in the most polite way possible but he stopped and wrote “your voice does not inspire leadership”, and then he left the game. The one and only time I was actually offended by someone’s words over a video game.

#23

You're like the end pieces of a loaf of bread, everyone touches you but nobody wants you.

#24

I bet you're the worst part of somebody's day.

#25

Everybody was right about you.

#26

You're a murderer and a thief. You murdered a baboon and stole its face.

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