Few things bring as much joy as finding a real treasure buried deep in open-air and online markets. I am not talking real gold, of course. Sometimes something simple like a nice lava lamp can give you a joyful boost for the rest of the week.
At the same time, online markets are notorious for the amount of questionable things put on sale every hour. They range from funny to weird, from creepy to stomach-churning, but pics speak better than words.
The Twitter page “The State Of Selling” has quite a collection of such instances. Created in 2018, it’s home to 72.6K followers who come in for a daily dose of entertainment. After you’re done, scroll down for more crazy marketplace ads and things sold on there in our previous features here, here and here.
#1 Good Used Jeans
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#2 “No Pets”
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#3 Makes Perfect Sense
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#4 This Is The Creepiest S**t I’ve Ever Seen
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#5 Unreal On Depop
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#6 Why The F**k Has She Got A Brown Bag On Her Head
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#7 I Wonder What Gavin Did
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#8 John Lennon Sequinned Cushion
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#9 Absolute State Of This Man
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#10 Bang Out Of Order That Caroline
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#11 It Thinks It’s Better Than You
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#12 Stop It Hahahah
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#13 Great For Banter With The Lads
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#14 So 1 Sausage Tall And Half A One Wide?
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#15 Order Your Super Efficient, Super Stylish And Super Comfortable Facemask Now Girlies
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#16 Free To Collect Brick Wall
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#17 Morning Depop Fun For You
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#18 “My Nan Didn’t Die So We Are Selling The Coffin”
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#19 Vacuum Cleaner Cover
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#20 Anyone Need A Trim?
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#21 Ideal For A Fat Bastard
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#22 I Know Where I’m Getting My Cacks From
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#23 John Lennon Clock
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#24 Please Let Me Move In With You
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#25 They Didn’t Tell Lord_sugar To Grow Up When He Was Selling Sweets In The Playground For 50p Extra
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#26 F**king Hell Sarah
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#27 Pop Them In The Fridge
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#28 Anybody Need A House?
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#29 Great Value For Money
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#30 So Your Telling Me That Beth Wants To Pay £10 For The Chance Of Winning A £6 Meal?
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#31 *100% Not Stolen*
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#32 Incredible Interaction
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#33 Multitasking Has It’s Downfalls
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#34 F**king Savage From The Bossman
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#35 Needs A Throw In The Tip
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#36 Jason Stathom Cheeter
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#37 Why The F**k Would You Sell Your Dead Sisters Underwear?
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#38 I Have So Many Questions
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#39 I Have Never Wanked In This Caravan
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#40 Anyone. Interested. In. This. ?
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#41 “Never Has Any Use For It Yet”
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#42 Another “100% Not Stolen” Product
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#43 Easy Mistake To Make
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#44 Anyone Wanna Lend Me $220??
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#45 Lol
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#46 Thank Goodness Andy Is Doing His Pet Portraits In Time For Christmas
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#47 How F**king Pointless
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#48 Customised Drawings Of Your Pets
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#49 Damn, Depop Is Getting Deep
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#50 Glass Table For Sale
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#51 Just What I Needed
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#52 Would Have Taken This If It Came With The Remote
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#53 “Woshing Masheen”
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#54 Was Maxine
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#55 Who Gives A F**k, Am I Right?
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#56 Worth Every Penny
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#57 Animal Print Sofa
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#58 Pepsi For £60
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#59 Onlyfans Is Now A Currency
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#60 Key Bored
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#61 Honesty Is The Best Policy
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#62 They Look So Happy Together
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#63 Perfect Condition (Apart From Where The Dogs Mauled The S**t Out Of The Front)
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#64 Poor Guy
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#65 No Clue How I’m Getting This Home But I’ll Take It
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#66 You Couldn’t Write This Sort Of Stuff
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#67 She Can’t Keep Her Legs Closed, So Here We Are
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#68 “Good For A Prison Phone”
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#69 Short And Sweet
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#70 Gotta Love Depop Man
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#71 Not Suitable For Any Other Ethnicity
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#72 Jew Washer
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#73 Can I See The Bed Please Jamie?
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#74 F**k Me Tasha, Bit Of A Difference There
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#75 Nope
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#76 Are They Pictures From Some Sort Of Speeding Offence
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#77 Oooof
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#78 Nothing To See Here, Please Move Along
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#79 Perfect Condition? The Things F**king Covered In Mold
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#80 Dvd’s Job Lot
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#81 Spot On For Weddings Or Football
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#82 F**k Me Neil
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#83 Ain't We All Mate
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#84 Touché
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#85 This... Is Something. Well Worth The Read
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#86 My Son Can Eat The Bench
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#87 Sturdy Bit Of Would
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#88 Date Night Boxes
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#89 Haha!
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#90 Dying For A Pizza
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#91 Sorry What?
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#92 “Lovedoll”
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#93 Whacking Your Asda Pizza On Depop For £80
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#94 Selling As Need To Renew Passport
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#95 Loving That Half A Bath
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#96 Akwarium
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#97 You Shouldn’t Laugh, But I Kinda Did
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#98 Metal Arrow Head
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#99 Hand Painted Boxing Picture
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#100 Limited Edition Jeans
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#101 Dad & Son Fisting Necklace
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#102 Don’t Cause S**t On Depop
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#103 Access Hole
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#104 “Never Been Used Only Tried”
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#105 Perfect For Sexual Intercourse
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#106 You May Have Lost The Sale, But You’ve Scored The Girl
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#107 Dog Crate *picture Of Dad In The Crate For Idea On Size*
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#108 Toter And Cattle
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#109 “Slightly Discoloured”
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#110 Someone Tell Me This Is A Wind Up
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#111 Buyer Collects (From Junction 34)
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#112 He Needs The Money Now
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#113 No Frunt Brakes And 1 Wheel P.s 100% Not Stolen
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#114 Why Would You Nab A Tesco’s Basket?
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#115 Never Worn
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#116 “TV Works Perfectly” *** Just Forget About The Crack That Covers A Third Of The Screen***
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#117 Shalfs For Storeg
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#118 Hmmmm
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#119 Where Do We Even Start?
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#120 Signed Picture Of David Seman
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#121 Worn Once To A Wedding
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#122 Mot Still Valid
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#123 Jamie Would Be Buzzing Off His Tits While Getting The Work Done
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#124 Brilliant
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#125 I Have So Many Questions
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#126 Fair Swap Deal There
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#127 Growing Kit For “Tomatoes”
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#128 Needs A Good Iron
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#129 I Don’t Know Why This Made Me Laugh As Much As It Did
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