Being a specimen of an introvert personality, I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such. Come to think of it; I only know just one other introvert of the same level as me. Out of like twenty people I know. Anyhoo, talking with other introverts, it seems like we're some kind of a special breed, as if we know something that others don't. Which is highly likely for us, the introverts, who spend that much more time gathering all kinds of interesting info and insights unknown to those who love to be surrounded by people and at the center of attention at all times (that literally just sent a shiver down my spine). However, I do admit that being introverted presents its fair share of challenges, especially in social situations. But, being as wise as we are, the best thing to do is to laugh about our shortcomings. If you agree, you will find this list of introvert jokes not only highly relatable but also hilariously funny.
So, what should you expect from these funny introvert jokes? Well, for starters, loads of witticisms about our love of spending time unbothered by anybody else. Except maybe for animals, but that's also not necessary for a smashingly good day. Then, there will surely be an in-depth look at our inaptitude at being 'normal.' But I just don't get it - why on Earth would someone like to hug and kiss another person upon meeting them?! That's such a travesty. Or, like, talk non-stop when in the company of others. Brrr, that's not even the slightest bit alluring. Besides all this, these clever jokes will touch on many more aspects of being an introvert, and we truly hope that they'll amuse the heck out of you.
Now, the jokes about introverts are just a bit further down - once you are there, be sure to give the best ones your vote! After that, you might want to share these silly jokes with your friends if you feel comfortable enough about them evoking further conversation.
#1
You never fully realize how anti-social you are until a pandemic strikes and your life does not really change that much.#2
Why does everyone force introverts to be talkative and leave their comfort zone, but no one forces the extroverts to shut up, even for a minute, to make the zone comfortable?#3
How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?What's wrong with just sitting in the dark?
#4
How do you make an introvert happy?Cancel.
#5
I always regret the plans I made when I was in a 5 minute extroverted mood.#6
Antistalking - learning someone's routine so you can avoid them.#7
My first instinct when I see animal is to say "Hello." My first instinct when I see person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.#8
If the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.#9
Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously.#10
Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen wondering why on earth you couldn't just text me.#11
How introverts make friends?Extroverts find them, like them and adopt them.
#12
Life is a constant balancing act between wondering why you weren't invited to something and wondering how to get out of it. - Elizabeth Hackett#13
Sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and read for a couple of years.#14
I have an Introvert Hangover. I'm totally exhausted, from too much human interaction.#15
I was told to self-isolate for 14 days, and asked to make it an even 28.#16
Nightmare of introvert: Wait for the right time to say something. Get interrupted.#17
Crap. I have to be somewhere in 6 hours. Time to start psyching myself up.#18
I need more friends who understand that I still want to be invited but I'm not going.#19
If I go out I'll want to come home, but if I stay home I'll want to go out.#20
You know you’re an introvert when you have inside jokes with yourself.#21
What do introverts and Loki have in common?They would both fake their own death to avoid social events.
#22
I wish more people were fluent in silence.#23
Don't come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.#24
99% of me "getting ready" is just me sitting on the floor trying to figure out if I actually want to go out or not.#25
Two introverts walk into a room.One leaves.
#26
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?Why does it have to be a group activity?
#27
There should be a weather app for people with social anxiety, like, "Today will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of people you know.#28
"There are pros and cons with working here. Like we arrange lots of fun activities for the employees."Introvert: "Right, and pros?"
#29
People who say "Go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.#30
The worst feeling for introvert is when you're chocking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention.#31
Attention!I'm such an introvert that if I ever have to draw attention I draw it on paper.
#32
Said something awkward. Dwell on it all day.#33
Hapiness is successfully closing the elevator door before anyone else can get in.#34
What did one introvert say to the other introvert?Absolutely nothing and they quickly parted ways.
#35
Introvert planning a party: "Please, leave by 9p.m."#36
When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "What time?" for decoration.#37
Being an introvert is basically liking your friends but wanting them to leave at the same time.#38
You know you are an introvert when all you really want in life is to have the house to yourself for a few hours.#39
The problem with introverts is that they'd prefer to have an imaginary chat with a person instead of speaking with them in reality. So, there's no need to talk in reality anymore because they've already had a chat.#40
Why did an introvert become an astronaut?He needed his space.
#41
How to spot an introvert in a crowd?Please don't.
#42
Friends: How are you doing so well in quarantine?Me: The secret ingredient is Introvert.
#43
Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking.#44
One time I talked to someone for twenty minutes so now I know how exhausted someone feels after running a marathon.#45
What introvert say when he is run out of believable excuses to cancel plans?"Oh my God. I have to fake my death."
#46
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.#47
If you want to talk to me on the phone, I’ll need at least three days notice.#48
If there really were an Introvert Club, would we even hold any meetings or would we all just mutually agree to say we're going to go, then cancel at the last minute?#49
How do you kill an introvert?Starve him to death by putting another person in the kitchen.
#50
If wanting to be alone makes you an introvert, and wanting to be with people makes you an extrovert, wanting to be with cats must make you a purrvert.#51
Introverts when someone messes up their order at a restaurant: "Incorrect, but thank you!"#52
That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.#53
Every room is an escape room when you’re an introvert.#54
Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone just look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?"#55
I'm writing a book about introverts.It's not coming out any time soon.
#56
Please don't start talking to me just because we're sitting next to each other.#57
If you need me I will be trapped inside my head.#58
As an introvert, most of the conversations I’ve ever had are imaginary.#59
How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?Actually it's battery operated and already screwed in, it just needs time alone to recharge.
#60
"Sorry, I'm late. Nothing happened, I just really didn't want to come."– Jessica Pan#61
I wish my neighbors weren’t so friendly.#62
If you need me, you can calll me. But I didn't say I will answer.#63
Sorry, can’t talk. I talked to two people yesterday.#64
I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet.#65
Gets unexpected calls. Doesn't pick up because not mentally prepared.#66
Why is the Olympic flame such an introvert?It never goes out.
#67
How to make an introvert go crazy?Put them in a room with really friendly strangers.
#68
I'll only go if I can leave whenever I want to.#69
My favourite party trick is not going.#70
The fastest things on ear: cheetah, airplane, speed of light, introverts giving a presentation.#71
Does anyone actually know what you should do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you?#72
I saw people through the window today. That’s enough social interaction.#73
How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?Nobody knows, they wait until you're gone.
#74
It was cool being an introvert till the government started telling everybody to do it. Now I wanna go outside.#75
As an introvert, I love my wife.*wifi.
#76
Why did the introvert cross the road?Leave me alone!
#77
So an introvert throws a party for introverts.Needless to say there was a shortage of corners in the house.
#78
You think you are introverted?Wait until you never meet me.
#79
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?One.
#80
I'd rather be hanging out with my cat right now.#81
Introverts club has been cancelled due to lack of attendance.#82
I came, I saw, I left early.#83
Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.#84
As an introvert, the best birthday present is people not knowing it's my birthday.#85
Not sure if I'm awkward because of situation or situation is awkward because of me.#86
"Don't 'Call Me Maybe;' Call Me Never."#87
The First Rule of Introvert Club is Don’t speak.#88
In a conference I asked the crowd: “All the introverts raise the hand.”Nobody raised their hand.
#89
I was going to tell you a joke about introverts, but you wouldn't get it.It's an inside joke.
#90
Avoiding crowds and canceling plans are superpowers of introverts.#91
An introvert walks into a bar.Bartender: What’ll it be, buddy?
Introvert: Pitcher of beer. To go.
#92
How did the introverted teenager introduce himself to his crush?He didn't.
#93
I chill harder than you party.#94
When your friends invite you to go out with them, you know you ain't going, but you act interested anyway.#95
I know someone who’s an introvert and he ALMOST broke a world record.He was just shy.
#96
Have you met Post Malone's introvert brother?Leave M'Alone.
#97
What do you call an introverted teenager?A quaranteen.
#98
How much does the average introvert weigh?Not enough to break the ice.
#99
I'm in a band called The Introverted Pessimists.You've probably never heard of us, but that's fine.
#100
How do you know when an introvert is going to kill themselves?They start talking to people.
#101
"Maybe if I hurry I can make it from the bathroom to my bedroom before my roommates see me.”#102
I talk to the same 3 people every day. If someone says they know me, they're lying.#103
How nightamre of introverts look like?"Look who decided to come out of their room!"
#104
Extrovert: Dances like nobody is watching.Introvert: Leaves the party like nobody is watching.
#105
Home is where the introvert is.#106
You know things are serious when the introverts arrive.#107
So an introvert goes into a bank and decides they need some money. Hesitantly, they walk to the counter. After the teller greets them they immediately respond with, "Hi, can you leave me a loan?"#108
I know an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry.He mined his own business.
#109
If half the population really are introverts...why haven't I met any?#110
Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?So he could look at others' faces.
#111
I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts.Thank God no one showed up.
#112
Introverts would love to have friends but they have a problem.People.
#113
What do you call an extremely insecure extrovert?An introvert.
#114
At least the party is less scary because it's close to my apartment.#115
What was the first thing the introvert did when he was shipwrecked on a desert island? He started writing his thank-you note to the shipping line.#116
Pretending to be boring so they can leave you alone.#117
Whats the worst song for introverts?John Lennon - "Imagine."
#118
"You are lucky, because I answered the phone."#119
Research done on introverts.Revealed nothing.
#120
I went outside once ONCE.#121
How do you tell if someone's an introvert?Don't worry, they'll tell you.
#122
Why aren't there any introverted terorists?They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers.
#123
What did the introvert say when his girlfriend took his hand and asked him to cuddle on the couch?"Why must it be a group activity?"
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