There are some phrases that just don’t make sense. They get printed on shirts, billboards, and street signs, and if you encounter one, you’ll know it. Looking thrice and turning your head upside down won’t help. Asking for a friend’s help in deciphering the message won’t do much either.
You may call these phrases cursed and you wouldn’t be wrong. But there is an online group that’s not only entirely dedicated to these nonsensical phrases, but has also defined them as a phenomenon worthy of our attention on its own. Powered by 603k members, the Don't Dead Open Inside subreddit is a place for “signs and media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right.”
It may sound tricky, but bear with me. Below are some of the funniest signs that require 0% common sense and to throw everything you know about sentence structure out the window. Who knew that there could be so much sense in such nonsense?!
#1 Doesn’t Sound Like Fun
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#2 Stand Hong With Kong
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#3 Well If You Insist
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#4 Choose Abortion Life Kills
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#5 I Am Dond
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#6 Jesus Scares
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#7 Aliectass
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#8 Saw This At Work Today And Immediately Thought Of This Sub
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#9 Well That Seems Unfair
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#10 This Is A F**king Massacre. Thing Made Me Want To Dead
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#11 5 Extremely Slow Children Playing
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#12 7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans
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#13 Shosple Colupis
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#14 Dip Dip
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#15 You Think Some Tattooist Hate Their Own Work?
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#16 Friend Of A Friend Got A New Tattoo
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#17 Stop Earth The Denying Is Dying!
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#18 My Hometown Parade. Dear God
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#19 Will There Be Blood Or Not!?
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#20 Enroll Your Russian Child Now
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#21 Jesus Are Is Coming You Back Ready?
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#22 Guaranteed Reduced Quality
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#23 Vote Dump Early Trump
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#24 Drug Is The Free Key
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#25 My Girlfriends Kitchen Tiles. Forffee Coyou
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#26 This Giant Poster In My University Dorm
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#27 Stolen From My Friends Snap Story
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#28 Spread Cream Not Cheese Disease
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#29 Was There Even An Intended Order To Begin With?
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#30 Always Forgotten - Missed Never
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#31 Hear That Noise? We Are Growing. We Can Fix It Again. Apply Inside
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#32 Please Mask Wear
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#33 Snake Pit
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#34 This Was In My It Class Today
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#35 Teachers Who Love Teach Children Teaching To Love Learning
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#36 Drugs May Kill You, But Never Your They’ll Hurt Feelings
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#37 Call Me Don’t
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#38 Some Marry Chicks Chicks
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#39 Don't Animal Open Inside
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#40 I Give Up
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#41 Stay Save Home Lives
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#42 Sat New Urd York Ays City
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#43 I’m Call Pregnant Me
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#44 Who Thought This Was Acceptable
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#45 This Is Actually Pretty Clever
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#46 If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?
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#47 Men Because Women
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#48 Truly Inspiring
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#49 "Sorry, We Don't Over $20 Bills Accept"
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#50 Don't Go Kill Vegan
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#51 Spicey Vaccine
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#52 A Hearing Aid So Comfortable, You'll Sexy Asian Women In Los Angeles Never Want To Take It Off
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#53 Lets Fight, Keep Us Corona, Safe Virus
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#54 Owo Men's Day
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#55 Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood
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#56 “What Does Learning A Foreign Language Say About You”, Supposedly
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#57 Carop Washen
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#58 I'm Sick Of This
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#59 Keep Minimum Please The Distance
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#60 Their Heart Is In The Right Place. The Words, Not So Much
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#61 The State Of Washi Wangton
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#62 Why Did I Name My Show "The Joel With Mchale Joel Show Mchale"?
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#63 Buddy Found This At Our Uni
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#64 Our To Help Trollies You Move
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#65 Santa Please No!
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#66 To Plastic No Say Straw
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#67 Meat Is Go, Murder Vegan
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#68 Our We Use Chickens Good Oil Eat
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#69 Rip My Last Brain Cell
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#70 Honey, I Think We're Supposed To Turn Right
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