Parenting is always an adventure: sometimes sweet, sometimes stressful, but never predictable. Some days, your children are angels, and other days they leave you scratching your head, wondering what on earth goes on in their rooms. One thing’s for sure: you’re always in for a surprise.
Today, parents are spilling the tea on the weirdest things they’ve ever found while snooping (or accidentally stumbling) through their children’s stuff. From suspicious jars of liquids to carefully collected balls of cat fur, these discoveries will shock you, creep you out, and probably make you check under your child’s bed tonight, just in case. Keep scrolling if you dare!
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#1
I went to my 10-year-old daughter’s school for parent-teacher conferences and opened her locker to take a look inside. There wasn’t much in it, but lying in the bottom was a book from our local library about how to plan a wedding. Not a fun one with pictures of wedding dresses and stuff. It was called “Wedding Rites: A Complete Guide to Traditional Vows, Music, Ceremonies, Blessings and Interfaith Services.” I was baffled and her teachers and I had a good laugh about it.
When I got home and asked her about it, she explained she and her bestie were trying to marry their dogs to each other.
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#2
I was the teenager getting snooped on. I had undiagnosed schizophrenia at the time. And I was building a time machine from old PC parts that I got from people’s trash. Thankfully she found it because the way I had designed it, I was going to electrocute myself to send myself back in time. Unfortunately at the time when I found my Time Machine was gone, I thought the government was on to me and basically made myself homeless so they wouldn’t find me. I was 14 or 15 at the time. I’m medicated now and doing much better these days.
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#3
Found a notebook labeled “Top Secret Plans.” Inside was a full blueprint for how they’d fake sick to skip school, complete with fake cough sound effects and backup crying strategy if I didn’t buy it. I was half impressed, half offended.
They even wrote: “Mom might pretend to be mad, but she’ll secretly respect the hustle.”
…They were right.
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#4
My mom would do this when i was a teenager ....I got a diary and hid it. When she found it and opened all she found was in big writing "THOUGHT YOU FOUND SOMETHING GOOD, HUH?" She laughed about it for the next 20 plus years. I miss her.
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#5
My mother found my collection of 10 compacted balls of cat fur in my drawer once. They shed a lot, so i have a habit of collecting it off brushes and rolling it into compact balls then keeping them for some reason. She threw all the ones she found in the trash, but i had more in a different drawer.
I still have some. One of my cats died so it's kind of a limited edition cat ball now. I might get a container for them and label it all at some point.
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#6
Five bottles full of urine. The bathroom is literally right next to his bedroom…..
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#7
I found a rolling machine in my teenage son’s bedroom. I was horrified. He was only 13. I couldn’t find any trace of weed in the machine and it looked clean. Took a photo and sent it to my husband. He wrote back it was a magic trick used to make bank notes disappear 😂.
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#8
Not my kid but my best friend found used period pads under her daughter's bed. Her daughter had not started her period yet and no sisters, so no clue where she got the pads, but my friend was changing her daughters sheets and >! smelled it. If you have ever had a period, you know. !< My friend threw them all out but never asked her daughter about it. The kid is 22 now and I still randomly remember this from time to time and wonder.
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#9
I was in my 12 year old daughter’s room and saw a small box with the lid off, so I went over to take a look. It was like something from a b grade horror movie, so much to take in. First off I couldn’t work out what it was but realised it was the head of a bird still with feathers and eyes sunken plus the bonus of the stench of rotting. She had it sitting on tissue, so obviously put some effort into the heads comfort. Next to that was a miniature bible and a cross she made of wood. The whole thing was like a weird shrine thing. I eventually found out what this all meant, she found the bird head outside, felt sorry for it and had made an open burial or something for it. She loves animals but still..
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#10
A rusted train nail. Not snooping. She folded it up in a sweatshirt to keep it safe and I was putting away laundry. She thought it was an artifact. Couldn’t believe something could be that rusty without being 100 years old.
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#11
Not a snoop, but a complete clean of the room after a week of warnings. Found a mini Halloween pumpkin under the bed. This was in April.
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#12
My son had been sneaking booze in the house and I kept finding empty bottles around. I was in his room and it looked like a half empty bottle of cola with a weird smell like Dr. Pepper. I took a taste to see if it was alcohol in it and realized I had just taken a swig from his spit bottle. 🤢.
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#13
My mom didn’t snoop per se, she was just cleaning my little brother’s closet, donating old clothes and throwing out trash. She found a bag of clothes she thought were dirty from one of his trips to his dad’s house. It was not dirty clothes. It was femme clothes— dresses, stockings, and such. She stuffed them back and never confronted him about it, just told me to get it off her chest.
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#14
"Science" experiments. Like the insides of stress balls emptied out. Hair gel mixed with glue. Glue mixed with stress balls goop. Pencil with layers of glue like it was dipped. Glued fuzzy sticks- "art" apparently.
Other teen just has empty snack wrappers stuff behind their bed. Thankfully he does put his used Kleenex in the trash can.
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#15
Found a pile of trimmed pubic hair under my high school son’s bed (though I wasn’t snooping).
I was just like “Well… I guess someone’s been shaving…” and threw it away in the trash and moved on with my day.
Never said anything to him about it.
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#16
An entire dresser drawer of dirty dishes and silverware.
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#17
She'd been in trouble at school because after her father left, she found an old MJ vape pen of his and got caught with it. So I went to make sure there wasn't anything else like that in there and found a love letter from her boyfriend promising to take her to McDonald's every day and play panic at the disco at their wedding when they got married. It seemed like she was sleeping with this letter under her pillow. I put it right back where I found it.
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#18
My co-worker found all the lunches she had packed for her son under his bed. Weird smell mystery solved!
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#19
A GIANT bag of googly eyes with a Johnny cash CD (we are Brits living in the US for context). I have found some weird stuff after that kid for many years (legal and illegal) but the googly eyes did it for me.
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#20
Not a parent but my mom found my business plan for selling candy at school when I was 14.
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#21
I once found a syringe and needle inside her Tickle Me Elmo doll.
Was the first proof I had my daughter really did need help.
I flew her to rehab out of state within a few months.
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#22
I couldn't legally buy alcohol so I was fermenting it in my closet. Unfortunately, my room reeked of yeast and Co2 so it's hard to say they 'snooped'.
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#23
A jar of pickles. I only found it because I was getting bedsheets ( after asking them to put them in the laundry for a week ). When asked about it my teen said he didn't want to share and liked the juice.
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#24
When I was living with my aunt in the fifth grade she found a baggie with a greenish hairy substance and immediately starts berating me for having weed. I was like 11 mind you. And I just started laughing because I had never seen weed but surely it couldn’t look like the dissected owl pellet and mice bones in that bag from school. LOL.
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#25
I continue fighting to forget when my dad discovered my explicit fanfiction in my desk.
You never do, though.
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#26
Food that had formed new life by the time I found it.
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#27
Found while cleaning: a Costco sized bag of grated Parmesan cheese with a spoon in it, sitting next to his bed.
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#28
My wife accidentally found a half rotten whole cucumber stuffed between my at the time 15 y/o step daughters bed and the wall.
She wasn't even snooping intentionally. She was sitting on the bed talking to her and her phone slipped down there so she reached in to grab it.
I wish I could have seen the look of horror on either of their faces in that moment. Three years later and my wife and I still announce "these cucumbers are for eating" whenever we are putting groceries away.
In my personal history, in high school I had a big, like 4 foot tall PVC type hookah for smoking weed that I kept hidden in my closet. My mom searched my room and threw it away while I was at school one day. However we lived in an apartment complex so I went and fished it out of the dumpster. A couple of months later she threw it away again and I went and got it back again. She kind of gave up after that.
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#29
A container of the cat's shredded nails.
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#30
I have 2 boys. I generally try to avoid going through their rooms unless it's absolutely necessary.
So background information is they're not allowed to take food in their rooms. They're allowed to snack or whatever, I just want them to do it at the dining table and clean up after themselves.
All the spoons disappeared. I found them and a bunch of pudding cups in my oldest's nightstand.
House started to stink. The air return goes through my youngest son's closet. I looked and found a suitcase full of half eaten food that was turning into a science project. He'd sneak food in his room and think he was about to get caught, so he'd stash the scraps in the suitcase and toss it in his closet
Oldest moved out for college, the stink arose. I found a pint of Ben& Jerry's sitting on a shelf in his closet.
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#31
My mom found a Tanya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan skit I was writing for my 6th grade class. She made a copy and she and my dad laughed about it for years.
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#32
A bucket full of snapping turtle eggs. My kid and their friend saw the turtle nesting, robbed the nest and stashed the eggs near the heater hoping to hatch babies. Wasn’t really snooping, was trying to recover some missing dishes.
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