Kids have absolutely no problem telling grown-ups what they think. When they're young, it's because they don’t know how to be anything but honest, and when they're older, it's because they believe they're never gonna turn into us.
So when Reddit user Sundriedsandles asked everyone on the platform, "What's the most savage thing you heard a child say to an adult?" the replies came pouring in. From insulting our appearance to questioning our life choices, here's what the little ones are capable of.
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#1
Parent: you know you'll have to listen me for the rest of your lifeChild: no, I have to listen to you for the rest of YOUR life
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#2
In a busy store, kid maybe 4 years old getting ignored."Dad. Dad. Dad. Daddy. Dad. Daddy. DADDY. DADDY. DAD. DADA! DADDY! DADDY! DADA! DAD! DAD!"
5 seconds later a great shout comes out this kid.
"STEEEEEEVE!"
That got dad's attention, he jumped 3 inches.
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#3
A group of adults were talking extremely loud about how stupid certain people were, and that includes young kids. One of the person's kid said"At least I know I'm dumb."
I think of that kid to this day.
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#4
My 11 year old sister to one of my friends:“Hey, did you know that if you were to eat a bee, you would have more brains in your stomach than in your head.”
A conversation I overheard between my father and sister:
My father: “Can your little legs carry your big smart mouth?”
My sister: “can your legs carry your big stomach?”
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#5
Karen to her kid: "Stop acting like a child!"Some random kid walking by: "He is a child, what's your excuse."
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#6
“Uncle Eric? When is your baby due?”Kid had just learned what a pregnancy looked like. Uncle Eric was not, in fact, pregnant.
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#7
I’m a high school teacher. Once a student came up to me and said “Ms. ____ has anyone told you that you look nice today?” I said “Aww. Thank you! They haven’t.” She then said “Good. I wanted to make sure no one was lying to you.” And walked away.
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#8
The other day my 6 year old daughter was sitting next to me and looked me right in the eye and said “why do you have a mustache?”I’m a woman, by the way.
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#9
I was at a public safety education event for grades 5/6 representing EMS. I was showing a kid some of the advanced things we do and her teacher asked "So, would you want to be a Paramedic?"Her reply...."No, I'm going to study business, I want to be able to pay my bills".
Still kinda stings.
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#10
"Dad, I drew you with no hair, because you pretty much don't have any." My 5-year-old son
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#11
Halloween was coming soon, my sister was talking to one of my 5 yo cousins. "Hey honey! What do you think your mommy should dress like for halloween? A princess?". The kid smiled: "She's waaay too ugly for a princess! Mommy should be a witch!"We kept quiet for the rest of the day. Mommy never knew.
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#12
I was washing dishes in the kitchen and singing to myself and my 4yr old walked in with her face screwed up and said "mummy you cant sing, it's hurting my ears". She's not wrong though because I definitely can't sing. It's brutal honesty daily from her.
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#13
Last week my husband who works at a local grocery store overheard a mother pushing her two kids in a cart and complaining about how heavy they were. The older child, probably around 7 years old looks at her and says, "You're the one who decided to have two kids". Looks like someone spends a lot of time at his grandparent's house.
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#14
When speaking my second language, a six year old told me "You don't sound like you're foreign, you just sound like there's something wrong with your mouth."
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#15
My three year old daughter walked up to a man in a wheelchair whilst we were in the supermarket, looked him straight in the face and said “You’re too old for a pram”
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#16
When I was around 4 or 5 we went to Canada to attend my grandfathers funeral. It was a long time coming so my grandmother had been handling it well. We stayed up there for about 2 weeks after since it was summer and we usually spent august up there anyways, but this time as we were pulling out of the driveway to head back south I leaned out the window and shouted "Bye Grandma! Love you! Don't die now!"
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#17
In my younger 20s I had horrible acne. I was a cashier at CVS. A customer's young daughter asked me why I had so many bug bites on my face. It took all my strength to not cry in front of that customer.
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#18
My sister looked at me and said, "you look like you're pregnant, but you're not"
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#19
My little brother asked if he’d have a mustache like me when he grew up. I’m a girl.
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#20
My 10 year old daughter told me, "it's okay mom - there are lots of people more chubby than you."
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#21
When my brother was 3 or 4, I told him about Buerger Disease, so he would approach smoking strangers in the park and inform them that they will have to have their leg cut off...
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