Damn, here we go again. You ended up downloading Tinder for the umpteenth time. You’re not sure why you keep doing it, but there’s something about that little red icon that makes you think maybe this time will be different. Despite some matches here and there, you still struggle to find the right words to start a conversation and do some good flirting without sounding cringe or utterly inappropriate. The truth is, Tinder conversations can be tough to start. You always feel like you’re just sending boring messages that don’t really mean anything.
But then, there are always those who are super good at it. The ones who know how to make you laugh through their pick-up line and get you interested in chatting with them. So how do they do it? What’s their secret conversation starter? We’ve searched the internet and put together this handy collection of the best Tinder pick-up lines and flirty jokes that will help you break the ice with your new match! Cheesy, dirty, funny, corny, smooth, cute: we have everything from A to Z!
#1
I think I saw you on Spotify.You were listed as the hottest single.
#2
Your eyes are like IKEA.I’m totally lost in them.
#3
I’m going to be honest with you. I swiped right 50% because you’re cute, and 50% because I love your dog. What’s his name?#4
I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?#5
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.#6
We matched!Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?
#7
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?#8
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?#9
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.#10
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?#11
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?#12
Is your name Google?Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
#13
Are you a time traveler?Because I see you in my future!
#14
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?#15
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.I’m thinking of ice skating and hot chocolate this week?
#16
Remember me?Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
#17
Are you http?Because without you I’m just ://
#18
I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10.Because you’re a 10/10.
#19
Your eyes are really beautiful, and I just had to tell you.#20
"Heard you like bad girls.""Well, I’m bad at everything.” *blink instead of wink*
#21
Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.#22
Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pickup line related to that era.#23
You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?#24
Hey, my name’s Microsoft.Can I crash at your place tonight?
#25
Are you French?Because Eiffel for you.
#26
Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed-up things in the world?Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”?
#27
Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands, and we can go ahead and get married.#28
What was the last song/movie/TV show you listened to and loved?#29
On a lazy Sunday:1. Netflix all-day
2. Getting lost in a museum
3. Cuddling with me?
#30
What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese?A cheesy pickup line.
#31
I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.#32
Are you my appendix?Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
#33
I just bought kiss-proof lipstick, and I need a lab partner to test its claims.Are you in?
#34
Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?#35
Choose a dream job: puppy photographer or pizza critic?#36
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?#37
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.#38
Are you a camera?Because every time I look at you, I smile.
#39
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.#40
I haven't figured out if you're going to be the nicest person on my naughty list or the naughtiest person on my nice list.#41
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.#42
Life without you would be like a broken pencil.Pointless
#43
Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?#44
You must be a magician.Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
#45
What's the best thing about elevator jokes?They work on so many levels.
#46
Are you the COVID vaccine?Because I would never turn you down.
#47
I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.#48
Waffles or pancakes?I need to know what you prefer for breakfast.
#49
Hey, you’re beautiful.Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?
#50
Your profile made me stop in my tracks.#51
Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-deprecating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice.#52
I want our love to be like the number Pi.Irrational and never-ending.
#53
Are you Australian?Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
#54
Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.#55
If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?#56
What’s your definition of a good weekend?#57
You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.#58
Well, here I am.What are your other two wishes?
#59
Are you a meme?Because I’d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.
#60
"Hello" *pretends to be a waiter* – "Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness."#61
A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you:a) Heading for the mountains.
b) Going to the beach.
c) Sleeping till noon.
d) Partying all night.
#62
They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?#63
You must be a campfire.Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
#64
I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!?#65
If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!#66
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.#67
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.#68
I thought happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”#69
Are you my laptop?Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.
#70
I guess the pandemic is far from over because your smile is contagious.#71
(Lime emoji) "This is my pick-up lime.""How are you?"
#72
Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?That’s the spirit!
#73
Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me will you?#74
So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.#75
Are you a carbon sample?Because I want to date you—drinks this week?
#76
I’m new in town.Could you give me directions to your apartment?
#77
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?#78
Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?#79
If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast?a) American pancakes
b) French crèpes
c) Waffles
d) Omelet
e) Something else?
#80
Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?#81
Are you made of copper and tellurium?Because you’re CuTe.
#82
You look like you love a good adventure!What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?
#83
If you were a dessert, what would you be?#84
Two truths and a lie!Go!
#85
I wasn’t always religious. But I am now because you’re the answer to all my prayers.#86
Are you Wi-Fi?Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
#87
I was blinded by your beauty.I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
#88
I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card.‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
#89
I was wondering if you had an extra heart… Because mine was just stolen.#90
All I'm missing is the little spoon.#91
Dog person or cat person?There is only one right answer.
#92
Phew! I almost swiped left and had a heart attack! Saved it at the last minute!#93
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.#94
Is there a magnet in here?Because I'm attracted to you.
#95
Do you play soccer?You look like a keeper.
#96
Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid?We both want to be part of your world.
#97
My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it?Oh, I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all.
#98
Top 3 dog breeds, go! (Schnauzer, Poodle, Golden Retriever of course).#99
Guess what my clothes are made of?Oh, cotton mostly.
#100
Are we, like, married now?#101
What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?#102
I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into a lethal conversation.#103
I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.#104
If you could any famous artist (dead or alive) to paint your portrait, who would it be?#105
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.#106
On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.#107
Are you the square root of 1?Because you seriously can’t be real!
#108
So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?#109
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?Enough to break the ice
#110
I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!#111
Cheesy chat-up line, gif war, or blind date?#112
I don’t normally contact people on this, but I find you very intriguing.#113
Roses are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.#114
If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!#115
Somebody better call heaven, because they’re missing an angel.#116
Hi, I love your profile picture!Where was it taken?
#117
Your phone has GPS, right?Because I’m totally going to get lost in those eyes.
#118
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now.Clothes are 100% off!
#119
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.#120
Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?#121
Did you fall in a pile of sugar?You’re looking super sweet.
#122
Are you a gardener?I like your tulips.
#123
Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?#124
Damn, you’re a knockout.Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool?
#125
Tell me, what can I say to impress you?#126
You look like trouble. I like it.#127
On a scale of one to the United States of America, how free are you for drinks this evening?#128
I can’t believe we’ve known each other for a minute and still haven’t exchanged numbers.#129
Did you do something to my eyes?Because I can’t take them off you.
#130
I can’t cook good lasagna, but I can cook great lasagna.#131
You’re sweeter than 3.14. Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition?#132
Can I have your Netflix password?#133
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.#134
Do I know you?‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
#135
Not much of a bio, you mind if I lightening round you a couple questions.#136
You’re so coming over to watch Game of Thrones and making out… popcorn’s on me!#137
Do you like Harry Potter?Because I a-Dumbledore you!
#138
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.#139
What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?#140
Did you survive the Avada Kadavra curse?Because you're drop-dead gorgeous.
#141
70% of the human body is made of water, and I'm thirsty!#142
Are you from space?Because you’re out of this world good-looking.
#143
Do you like cheese?Would you like to brie with me?
#144
Are you German?I’d like to be Ger-man!
#145
Are your parents bakers?They sure made a cutie pie.
#146
Do you like bagels?Because you’re bae goals.
#147
Are you a bank loan?Because you have my interest.
#148
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?#149
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid?Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
#150
I almost gave up on Bumble, but then I saw your profile.#151
I think my phone’s busted.It keeps telling me it doesn’t have your number.
#152
If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.#153
Are you my last 1099 check?Because I want 100% of you.
#154
Have you been to the doctor lately?Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
#155
If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one.#156
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?#157
Come on. Be honest: how many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?#158
Tell me: what must I do to get from “you matched” to “you saw each other naked.” Help a guy out here!#159
Your profile just made my geeky glasses fall off my nose.Hot damn, girl!
#160
You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together?I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
#161
I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.#162
If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!#163
I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.#164
You must be jelly'cause jam don’t shake like that.
#165
Did you invent the airplane?Because you seem just Wright for me!
#166
Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?#167
Sorry it took me so long to message, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.#168
All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle.Guess you’re acute-y.
#169
Is your Bluetooth enabled?I feel like we could pair.
#170
Hey, I need some directions and it looks like you know how to get to pretty city.#171
You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.#172
Should we mix things up and get dessert before dinner?#173
You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: do you, or do you not eat marmite?#174
Where have I seen you before?Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
#175
You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick because we're a match!#176
Do you have 11 protons?Because you're Sodium fine.
#177
Do you ever wear fishnets?Because you’re a real catch.
#178
Do you have an Instagram?My mom always told me to follow my dreams.
#179
Let’s get ready to Bumble!#180
Forget hydrogen.You should be the number one element!
#181
What are the chances that I see you naked tonight?#182
Being a perfect gentleman I’m trying hard not to picture you naked. So help me out by distracting me: what’s the best vacation you ever had?#183
If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.#184
I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.#185
Don’t tell me your name.I’ve decided to just call you mine.
#186
Do you have a job?I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
#187
I’m already picturing you naked. So what can I do to impress you so much that I actually get to see you naked?#188
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.#189
Are you a sea lion?‘Cause I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.
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