Brands are mostly recognized by their logos but another important part of a company’s branding is their slogan. Brand slogans are usually short and catchy, they are a representation of the brand’s identity and makes them stand out among other competitors.
They should reveal the benefits of the products and also show the values of the company. But people believe that not all slogans that companies have are always that honest. So redditor night_howler_grt thought of asking, “If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan?” and people in the thread put all the wrong things that these companies do into one catchy phrase.
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#1
Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now?
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#2
TikTok: Because watching your daughters friends from the window is weird
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#3
BuzzFeed: because you’re too lazy to go on Reddit, and we’re too lazy to write original content.
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#4
Seaworld: You'll enjoy it a lot more than the animals do.
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#5
gucci: being expensive is literally our entire marketing strategy
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#6
Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere
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#7
Dove bar soap: because you'd never buy soap called pigeon
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#8
Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?"
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#9
Coca Cola: It was better with a hint of cocaine, but type 2 diabetes will have to do.
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#10
Facebook: your privacy is our business
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#11
Google: We finish your thoughts for you.
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#12
And you thought you were weird. - Reddit
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#13
YouTube: You dont matter to us now watch our double ads!
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#14
Disney. Really, what other option do you have? We run the entertainment world
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#15
Amazon: come make that bald guy even richer while we treat our employees like s**t
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#16
FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items.
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#17
Taco Bell: 57 Menu items, Six ingredients!
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#18
Target: The upperclass Walmart
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#19
Nestle: I killed people for this. Be grateful
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#20
Apple IPad: distracting your toddler made easy
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#21
RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test
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#22
Most fashion brands : from kids for kids
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#23
Facebook: it’s worse than you think.
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#24
Tinder: Pay extra to stop us from c**kblocking you.
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#25
Taco Bell. You're stoned, we're stoned, so lets eat.
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#26
Instagram: you'll never look this good.
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#27
La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's"
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#28
UPS: We know your you're probably home but ain't nobody got time for that!
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#29
Facebook: You are the product.
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#30
Froot loops: they are all the same flavours
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#31
Microsoft. If there was a way we could force you into a yearly subscription for the very floor your computer sits on, we would
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#32
Red bull - I hope you like heart palpitations
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#33
McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come.#34
EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems
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#35
Roblox: We’ve made so much money off your kids, we can’t believe it either…
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#36
Steam: remember that over 70% of your games are unplayed
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#37
H&R Block, because getting f****d by yourself just ain’t no fun.#38
EA: Go get your parents credit card
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#39
Reddit - post , repost, rinse repeat#40
Olive Garden: When you’re here, we hate you and your family
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#41
Marlboro cigarettes aborting more babies than planned Parenthood
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#42
Dasani.When you have no other choice.
#43
subway: eat frozen, prepackaged or chemically preserved#44
Taco Bell- same food, different shapes#45
Nike: Just Screw It - Because you don't care how many kids die so long as you got cool shoes.#46
Domino’s: You’ll F*****g Eat It#47
StarbucksWe serve you decaff if you're rude
#48
Toyota: We make immortal cars for civilians and terrorists.from Bored Panda https://bit.ly/3mChQe1
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