Welcome to the internet, a place to find like-minded people no matter what your background is. Sounds fun, right? Sadly, it can become quite toxic. And we're the ones to blame for it. Racism, misogyny, classism; all of society's wounds fester online just as much as they do in real life.
However, being insulting and mean often comes right back to bite you. Amongst the most impressive ways to fight internet trolls is by using the epic art of the comeback. Fierce, well-constructed, and piercingly accurate arguments end up in the subreddit called Murdered By Words. This community with over 2.6M members is the place where verbal assassins cut right through the BS and share some of the best burns.
When you’re done scrolling through this list, you’ll find some more inspiration for savage comebacks by checking out Bored Panda’s previous posts on the subreddit here, here, and here.
#1 Murdered And Exposed And Torn Asunder...
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#2 See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya
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#3 What Did You Do?
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#4 Say Her Name
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#5 Some People Really Need To Stop Thinking About A Damn Rock
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#6 Shoot Like A Girl
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#7 Reading Is For Suckers
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#8 Science Is Hard
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#9 There Is Nothing Inherently Great About Any Country
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#10 Just Work Harder!
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#11 I Don’t Know If That Counts
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#12 And As His Second And Third Too
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#13 Embarrassing, Indeed
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#14 Quitting 101
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#15 Same Same, But Different
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#16 Parental Disparages
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#17 Satanists Just Don't Acknowledge Religions
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#18 Arrivederci Amore Mio
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#19 Fucking Dumb Is An Understatement
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#20 It's So Obvious And They Still Miss It
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#21 Don't Forget To Recycle
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#22 Anti-Birth Control And Probably Anti-Abortion Mbw
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#23 Cognitive Dissonance (He Left Me On Seen Btw)
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#24 Anti-Vax Takedown On Nextdoor
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#25 I Will Leave This Kind Of Debate To You People
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#26 When You Come For Brazil But Forget You Live In The Us
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#27 Alabama Would Like To Have A Word
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#28 Is That More Of An Oops Or A Whoops?
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#29 Deserved It
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#30 You Tell Him!
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#31 Response About A Record Number Of Concert Attendees
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#32 It's Literally In The Name
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#33 Nabisco Wants You To Know They Care More About Your Cookie Dipping Habits Than Their Workers…
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#34 Opposite Gender
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#35 Fact Checking Has Become A Bloodsport...
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#36 No Sign Of Intelligent Life Anywhere
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#37 What Weighs More, A Pound Of Feathers Or A Pound Of Iron?
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#38 Dude Wants “Young Woman To Help Rule His Kingdom”
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#39 How’s That Racism?
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#40 In A Video About Killing Pigs Mercifully At A Family Farm
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#41 Homeless Doesn't Mean Without A Home, Apparently!
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#42 Tolkien Says Stfu
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#43 Can't Find Anyone To Hire
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#44 Nyt Reporter Has A Basic Question For Minnesota's Rollout Of "Not-Reaching Pouches," A Bold New Innovation In Hoping Cops Don't Shoot You!
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#45 The Misspell Just Perfects It
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#46 The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
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#47 Dude Just Roasted The Entire Human Race
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#48 Dolphins Are Intelligent Animals
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#49 Uno Reverse Card
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#50 Pot, Meet Kettle
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#51 From What I've Heard, Target Is Not A Good Place To Work
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#52 Ea Asks Users To Tell Them What Makes Them A Simmer, Gets A Brutally Honest Answer
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#53 Don't Disrespect Tom Hanks
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#54 Some Things You Just Can’t Recover From
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#55 Let's Get The Ignorant Ones To Write Policies
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#56 Thats Is A Great Goal
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#57 Attention Is A Hell Of A Drug
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#58 Own The Libs By Staying At Home
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#59 A Real Speedster
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#60 Tearing People Down Instead Of Building Them Up
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#61 Got Sonned
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#62 You Can Be Whatever You Want On The Internet
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#63 Killed A Guy And One Country In A Single Sentence
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#64 Never Will Forget This One
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#65 Society If It Was Run By Girls And Gays
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#66 Work Is More Important Than Family
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#67 Reddit Itself Doing Its Part
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#68 Nonni From The Top Rope
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#69 Doc Got No Chill
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#70 My Favorite Antivax Poem
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#71 Shame On You, Crayola!
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#72 So Much Wrong Here, Where To Begin?
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#73 At A Loss For Words On This One
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#74 Use Of Casual English = Illiterate
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#75 Redirection At Its Finest
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#76 "You Have Your Quiver On Backwards"
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