Some people just have a word that comes to them naturally.
#1
"Oh, for f*ck's sake!"More and more of late.
#2
"Same difference" . . . I don't even remember where I heard it but now it's part of my daily vocabulary ?#3
"You uneducated potato!" someone please tell me which BP this was on i have a terrible memory lol ?#4
I once wanted to say "cool beans" and "sweet" at the same time, so I split the difference and said "sweet beans". I don't know why, but I keep doing it on purpose now...#5
Mine is saying „hee haw“ ALL the time#6
jiminy christmas#7
suuuuuure#8
I have been saying “oh god” a lot lately#9
Recently I've been saying "oof" and "yikes" a lot.#10
"I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream"why do I say that
or "sup bitches"
#11
"Well, f*****k me gently with a chainsaw."It's from Heathers.
#12
Your mom jokes lmao#13
Only when I'm hanging around a certain group of friends I say "yo I wanna f**k the brown M&M/a Samsung smart fridge." TO GIVE SOME CONTEXT!! there is a streamer we all watch who said this once as a joke and now I just use it to tease my friends. Points if you know which streamer I'm talking about lol#14
I've been saying:"I need oreos!"
"YEET!"
"I'm hungry."
#15
lolllssss and neener#16
Goodness gracious great balls of fire#17
i’m a teacher so i can’t swear at work, so i’ve replaced every swear word with “cinnamon bits!”#18
To the cats - “Will you please finish your food”. “Look at all this wasted food”. “Can you try and keep the food in the bowls please instead of spilling it on the floor”.All three will be inscribed on my gravestone!
#19
Not Trump again!#20
eh Love#21
My answer to anything (and everything) is “cool”“I slept late today” “cool”
“I murdered someone” “cool”
#22
Really ?To my daughter that wanks to stick a fork in a power socket
To the client who doesn't think basic IT security is important in 2021
To the half-wits protesting about getting vaccinated
To the corrupt Australian federal government ministers taking million dollar personal donations and thinking its ok.
#23
Y'allCalm yo' self
If ya say so bud.
#24
I'm fine.#25
"Couldn't care less."To everything. specifically whenever my little brother starts talking
#26
“That’s all I did at my last job.” Usually follows someone’s pointing out a personal faux pas of mine. Then I say: “They paid me very well with benefits!”#27
I’ve been saying this is a disaster but I pronounce it dis-a-stuh instead and no clue why lmao#28
Bugger nuts? It just slides of your tongue ?#29
RuuuudeFor some reason, it's the only comeback I can think of now...
#30
Well h3ll#31
"For f**k's sake Phelix stop taking my pictures!!"#32
“Good heavens!” “Goodness gracious!” “Oh my goodness…” For reference, I’m 42 and have said these phrases since I was a little tyke.#33
I mumble FFS (for f%^+ sake) under my breath at least 20 times a day.#34
An Irish "Jasus", an English "Bloody 'ell", a Hispanic "Jesús Christo", and my personal favorite, the half swears you have to do in offices, planes, public places in general, " Son of a... seabiscuit, Fu..dge"#35
Off Like a dirty shirtOff like a herd of turtles
You ready, Steady?
#36
Sweet cheese and rice#37
"You have no idea what...[INSERT WHATEVER THE OTHER PERSON HAS NO IDEA ABOUT]#38
Me:shut the frick upMy sister:STUD
#39
Jeez louise#40
Groovy#41
More of an action*insert gay flip*
#42
Been saying "Mother of god" lately because of this one emote named "motherofgod:, in which the emote looks cool.#43
*observes something agreeable and/or callipygian*That's pretty Art Deco.
#44
no s**t sherlockALL the time whenever someone says something lol
#45
um... what the freak,shut up, get lost, damnit, freaking lordand a few more...
#46
For the Aussies out there - "No Worries"#47
"I'll add it to my list"My list of stuff to do is getting rather long :)
#48
Crap on a cracker! Even got my mom saying it.#49
the amount of times i say "pog", "mate", and "man" is insane#50
Hello, Bees!#51
I have a stim where I repeat “I am not a vet” for like half an hour Idk why I have nothing to do with vets or want to be one its just so random#52
Every single curse/swear word#53
"with that said..."#54
Well fancy that.#55
I'm in 10th grade and I have the vocabulary of a 3rd-grade teacher. I use phrases like "smarticle-particle" quite frequently and things along that line.#56
E#57
Tingle fingers... do you need to ask?#58
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"#59
I don’t know why, but I CANNOT stop making Dad Jokes. My Kids and husband could say anything and all that comes out of my mouth is randomly stupid jokes.It’s like every time I open my mouth my Dad comes out.
#60
'Like.'It means a lot of things and can be a whole sentence depending on the intonation. I'm trying to stop using it though.
#61
Fan f*****g tastic!#62
'Oh Misery!'But i'm dutch, so then it's; 'oh ellende!' and it just fits in so, so many ways.
#63
I tend to say "kiddo" a lot as an endearing term but also "uh oh spaghetti-o" which people find weird and funny lol#64
From my time in the deep South: "If it don't come out in the wash, it will come out in the rinse."#65
"Greetings!""Ayo"
"'Sup?"
"Dope"
"Wack"
"Sick"
"Sweet"
"Fack"
"What fresh hell is this?"
"What in gay hell?"
"What the curse-ed f*ck?"
"Wazzat?" (In place of 'What's that?')
"Be gay do crime"
"My dude"
"My boi"
"My man"
"I just don't vibe with it"
"This is taking eons"
"It'll take a dragon's age" (meaning it will take a long time)
"Hey you forgot your flashlight" (said aggressively when entering a room/voicecall to greet certain friends)
"Operator sickness" or "links disease" (in response to anyone coughing)
"(Insert beverage), what are you, forty?" (Usually in response to someone saying they like black coffee)
#66
when someone asks me for a favor i ALWAYS say "depends on the favor" my bf hates it xDi also make an awful lot of "your momma" jokes
"MOOD"
and i recently started to use "jeeezus" a lot.. i don't know why :D
#67
Question!Usually preceding a question, but sometimes a statement :)
Got it from Dwight on The Office
#68
OmgOh my god
Oh my gosh
(To my parents) hello mother / father
#69
Blah, blah, blah… “like a fish!”You’ll either know the film reference. Or you won’t. But everything in my world is, “like a fish”.
#70
2 words:"SWEET" and " WHACK"
#71
~Yee yee bois ??~Lately because of a classmate.
#72
"epic". idk why I can't stop I just constantly say epic#73
With my UK friends"Listen here yah c***ts"
We do this every time we play together
#74
oof idk why also spawn and /sarcastically/ of course#75
A masterpiece of meticulous exactitude#76
calm your knickers.....to the wife.#77
Fair point.my sister and I live on a road,it’s called Fairview,she hates me so when I say Fair Point she says “you mean Fairview”#78
SINCE UH ☝ WHEN#79
“Oh for Pete’s sake!” Who is this Pete guy anyway?#80
Apparently it's "Zack", my 1,5y old repeats it every time I say it. I really have to stop, it's getting out of hand#81
“Garbage people” are just “trash”#82
"It's okay"or
"It's going to be okay"
#83
FudgeMother of satan
What the fudge
SCREEEEEE
DO YALL EVER GET QUIET????
BROWN MNM
#84
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