As humans, making our way through this big crazy world, we are all a bunch of imperfect weirdos. Like, we can totally master the office smile that hides the “I hate this work” mood you’ve been dragging for the past you've-lost-count-kinda years.
But if, for whatever reason, someone blocks your way on the way to point B at a busy street, or worse, is painfully slowly dragging their feet right in front of you, you burst into uncontrollable anger. And that poor person, unknown to them, has become your nemesis.
This is just one of many scenarios that trigger our bad selves without much rationality. And people shared so much more in this thread when Redditor Baconbear36 posed the question “What is something that makes you unreasonably angry?” What followed was a bunch of illuminating stories, and hey, it’s honestly very relatable.
#1
Recipes that start with an essay about the author.I don't need to know your f*cking life story, Jessica, I'm trying to figure out how to make fried chicken.
I've been scrolling for 15 minutes, is there actually a recipe on this damn page?!
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#2
When people litter out their car windows. Especially cigarette butts.
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#3
Anti maskers. Wear the f***ing piece of cloth or go somewhere else#4
People with trolleys chatting in the middle of the aisle, while blocking it for everybody else.
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#5
People who say freedom of speech as an excuse for being an asshole. Yes, you are allowed to say it, but you don't have to.#6
People who are walking out of a shop and then suddenly decide to stop smack bang right outside blocking the door.Just move to the f***ing side.
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#7
People snapping at me to get my attention. Like literally, when people snap in my face as if I'm a dog or something just makes me so mad
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#8
People who enter the bus/train/whatever without letting other people out first. I get it, you don't want to miss your ride, but it won't leave while others still exit.
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#9
Force hyped youtubers who just scream around for no reason like idiots
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#10
People talking on their phone in public or break room at work on speakerphone.
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#11
Loud chewing noises, especially if you're an open-mouthed chewer, double especially if you're also a lip smacker.
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#12
When someone throws in a negative aspect of a life milestone or accomplishment. For example when someone buys a first house, as I recently did. It's something my wife and I have saved a long time for, found the perfect one, and finally have a place to call our own. Some chuckle head throws in how expensive it is and how it's a money pit and how you'll have so much work to do. I'm aware of those things, just be happy for me.#13
Banks. Why would an institution that almost all people are required to use have shorter hours than an average job.
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#14
"Connected but no internet."
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#15
Whenever somebody tries to sound like they are more educated on a topic than you yet it’s obvious they only have surface level knowledge of said topic
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#16
Unsolicited and/or condescending advice.
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#17
People not using their turn signals. Absolutely enraged.#18
When a group of people walk next to each other on a sidewalk taking all of it up and not moving out of the way when you approach. I just started to walk into people.#19
I cannot give blood just because I am gay. I have been in a monogamous relationship for the past few years so it is not like STDs are going to randomly spring up.#20
Cupboards being left open at head height
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#21
Poor elevator etiquette. People coming in before those inside exit or are standing right in front of the door when it opens. Drives me CRAZY#22
People who don’t put shopping carts back properly.
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#23
Youtube tutorials, and the guy starts telling you his life story. Mate I dont give a f***, tell me how to make a omellete#24
Crappy mobile game ads
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#25
Getting touched out of nowhere.
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#26
When people tell me I'm shy or quiet. No. I'm simply uncomfortable. I can be very loud and extroverted in a comfortable environment surrounded by people I'm comfortable with, but that's obviously not what I'm doing right now if I'm shy and quiet.
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#27
When my significant other "soaks dishes" before washing them.The washing never happens.
Suprise, suprise.
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#28
Double unskippable ads
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#29
Clicking on a news article and hitting a paywall. The crappy stuff is free for the taking, but oh, you want accurate news? Gotta pay.
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#30
When people are famous for existing or being rich. Other people have to work to get places, meanwhile Trisha McMoney gets red carpet treatment simply for being born to tax dodging a**holes who think poor people are a plague#31
People throwing a PLASTIC BAG full of compost into the compost bin. It honestly ruins my day every time I see it in the garbage room of my apartment building. I can't even begin to comprehend the combination of ignorance, laziness and sheer stupidity it would take to do that.#32
Unsolicited phone calls! Stop calling my number and not leaving a message and if I do answer, you hang up! Go to hell, get a real job loser!#33
Overstirring coffee with a metal spoon in a ceramic coffee mug.
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#34
Daylight savings time. There is no reason to change times twice a year, every theory about why it’s good has been debunked and I hate it.#35
People parking or stopping their vehicle in clearly marked No Parking spots ... particularly red curbs on a narrow road with near constant traffic. Bonus points if it's directly across from open parking spaces.
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#36
Getting earbuds pulled out of your ears by accident or by someone else.
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#37
People having their dogs off leash.#38
When I flip a book over to read the summary and it's just a bunch of, "'A beautiful story!' -New York Times" crap and so I have to completely flip the book around to find the summary on the inside front cover.#39
People that move out of a lane so they can secure first place at a red light then drive like a f****ng funeral procession.WHY BRO?!?! That spot is for movers and shakers!!
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#40
People driving too slowly.#41
Trying to cook and someone is always in the way of a drawer I need or the sink#42
Going into the bathroom and seeing one sheet of toilet paper on the roll.#43
The sound of styrofoam.#44
My mother in law says ‘HUH?’ and interrupts people a lot. It sounds like a goose honking.
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#45
Going outside and seeing other people who are also outside.
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#46
When people at my job have the nerve to ask me to do my job.#47
When people leave the bathroom stall unlocked and I end up walking in on them. I'm in the wrong but rage always fills me that they should have locked the door and saved us both from that embarrassment.#48
When a boiled egg is difficult to peel.
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#49
Capcha. Hate having to teach AI what fire hydrants and Stop lights are and it's a robot making sure I'm not a robot.#50
Mosquitoes. They're irritating, but I get so angry once I see them flying around, irrationally mad when they buzz by my ear & unreasonably ruin-my-day/night livid if I get bit
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#51
“What’s the time Bob?” “10AM in the morning”WHY
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#52
People who say ATM Machine#53
Iceberg lettuce. Crunchy bulls**t water leaves.#54
Loose, lose, loss#55
My dog's food and water bowl set are identical, except for one being labeled "Hungry" and the other "Thirsty". My wife will put the dog food in the "Thirsty" bowl and water in the "Hungry" bowl.#56
The phone ringing at work.It does constantly.
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#57
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