People talk so much every day, you'd think we'd run out of things to say. But we're as good with words as the weather is with ruining a perfectly fine day. Just take a look at the subreddit r/BrandNewSentence, for example. From the divorce rate among socks to the crotch fruit we make our employees, its members collect sentences they think have never been written before, and their collection is pretty impressive. Continue scrolling and take a look at some of the subreddit's top posts.
#1 Happens To The Best Of Us
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#2 He’s My Biological Dog
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#3 Snarrot
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#4 Anon Knows The English Language
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#5 World Changer
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#6 Floppy Discs
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#7 Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World
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#8 Crotch Fruit Employees
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#9 Marked Slices Of Tree
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#10 One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert
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#11 The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now
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#12 A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip
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#13 Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value
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#14 “Enough Leg To Throw Their Mouth At Food”
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#15 Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have
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#16 Wrestling With A Bobcat
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#17 A Slap In The Face Of The Pez Community
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#18 Life Pro Tip
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#19 Spring Rolls Are Unpredictable
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#20 Lesbians To The Rescue
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#21 You Are One Of My Sims
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#22 We'll Assume That Darth Maul Has Not Seen Any Of The Film's In The Home Alone Franchise
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#23 It's Quick, It's Easy And It's Free: Pouring River Water In Your Socks
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#24 Every Step We Take Brings Us Closer To The Gummy Beyond All Things
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#25 Soak It In Olive Oil
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#26 "The Little Mouse Who Lives In My Frontal Lobe Is My Only Source Of Income"
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#27 He Ain't Wrong
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#28 Road Rage About To Be Like A Cod Lobby
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#29 How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?
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#30 Smoked Myself Back To Segregation
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#31 He Should At Least Be Vibing
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#32 No No, He's Got A Point
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#33 Whatever Works
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#34 Hmmm Yes
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#35 Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars
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#36 We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge
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#37 Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind
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#38 Hottie Hot Take
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#39 Wiggles Concert
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#40 Cyberbullied And Entire Studio
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#41 Cool Sport Rush
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#42 Jenga Tower Of Blood
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#43 Steve Irwin’s Wario
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#44 Skeet Skeet Your New Daddy’s A Llama
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#45 Great, Whimsical Little Flying Blisters Of Plague
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#46 That Good Ol Southern Drawl
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#47 Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You
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#48 Florida Going To Feel This One For A While
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#49 American Horse Pirates
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#50 Checkmate, Aethiesm
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#51 Let Go Off The Plastic You Gargoyle
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#52 “I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”
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#53 See Ya Later
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#54 If You Don't Find Waldo He's Gonna Stab You
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#55 Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe
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#56 “Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”
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#57 Being Medium Ugly Is Lit
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#58 Dog Villains
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#59 Cursed Kebab
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#60 Horseback Jesus
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#61 Well That’s A Pivot
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#62 Virtual Cowboy
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#63 Some Day
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#64 I Do Not Vibe With This Soil
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#65 Brad And His Cloud Of Lies
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#66 Perks Of Being An Immortal Being
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#67 Is America The Rest Of The World's Florida?
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#68 Mainstream Consonants Ugh
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#69 Name That Shit Death Megatron 300
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#70 Cotton Eye Joe Has Been Terminated
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#71 My Fart Is On The Floor
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#72 A Guy Ate A Bat And Now I Am Unemployed
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#73 "Babies Are Absolutely Biodegradable"
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#74 Snarling Ambulatory Carpets Of Death
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#75 Magic Skeleton
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#76 Circumcise Me, Captain!
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#77 Julius In The Coolius
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#78 Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist
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#79 Griefcase
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#80 Been A Longtime Lurker On This Sub. Finally Found One That Really Spoke To Me
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#81 I Love Biology Facts
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#82 Just Everything About This Sentence To Be Honest
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#83 LEGO Ass Of A Fictional Bipedal Animal
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#84 Don’t Be A Fool
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#85 Not A Squirrel
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#86 When Youre This Cute Money *does* Grow On Trees
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#87 Yogurt
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#88 Birds
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#89 Glorified Milk Carton By The Token White Friend
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#90 The Eyebrow Spectrum
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#91 Inspiration : 100
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#92 Unlicensed Rodeo Food Stand That Poisoned Eighty People
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#93 Icy
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#94 The Vegans Of Gaming
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#95 Moon’s Haunted
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#96 “Somehow Managed To Sire Both Beavis And Also Butthead”
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#97 This Scholarly Film Reviewer
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#98 “Festering...”
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#99 Diet Autism
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#100 Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?
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#101 My Elementary School Locker Combination
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#102 I Want To Move To New Jersey
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#103 Bare-Chested Man With Two Dead Raccoons
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#104 "Dont Waste Yr Time On This Earth Live Your Life Slap Some Rice"
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#105 I'm Sort Of A Chicken Magnet
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#106 Gay Insider Trading
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#107 “A Loose Cannon Eventually Points Your Way”
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#108 Very Specific
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#109 Get Down Jeezy Boy
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#110 In The History Of Children
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#111 “Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”
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#112 When God Sings With His Creations, Will A Turtle Not Be Part Of The Choir?
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#113 I’m An Asparagus
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#114 Classic Jesus Or Republican Jesus?
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#115 Are You Saying Waluigi Has No Free Will
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#116 Suck Santa’s Dick Like The Rest Of Us
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#117 Primitive Urges
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#118 Y'all Ever Just...
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#119 How Are All Your Thoughts In Comic Sans
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#120 We Drove Out The Lubrication
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#121 Stay Fresh Cheese Bags!
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#122 Translation Please
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#123 Two Mini Hellpanthers
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#124 Makeup Brand New Lexicon
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#125 Mr Mime Has A Humiliation Fetish And Ash’s Mom Totally Doms Him
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#126 I Am Chorizo
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#127 Escape Proof Wiener Bun
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#128 Oil Execs Dip Their Hands In Big Barrels Of Dinosaur Juice To Lube Up Every Time They Have A Wank
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#129 Emergency Hotdog
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#130 The Wet World Is A Bad Place
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#131 It’s Time To Kill Space
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#132 Huh?
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#133 Kinda True, It Is Meat With Electricity?
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#134 Funniest Sh*t I've Seen All Week
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#135 Nude, Gay, Ghostly Brad Pitt
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#136 Scared Horse. I Am Shooketh
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#137 If Cat Not Enjoy Being Held,why Baby Sized?
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