We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.
And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/ShitAmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.
So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.
#1 Biden's America
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#2 What Does He Care? He's Not A Us Citizen, He's Not Effected
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#3 “I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?
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#4 Hmmmmmmm
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#5 Go To Panama, This Is America
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#6 The Ambulance Is Not Your Taxi To The Hospital
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#7 "Uniquely American"
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#8 Are We Acting Like That's Not Possible?
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#9 Wait Other Countries Didn't Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???
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#10 You're On The Internet, Which Is American
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#11 America Is The Reason You Have Cars
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#12 "I'd Rather Receive False Information..."
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#13 (Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag
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#14 “We Savez Nations Not Destroy Them”
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#15 "[...]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!"
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#16 How Do You Prevent People From Jumping Off Like Idiots?
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#17 But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win
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#18 “They Started Faking An Accent”
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#19 'People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals'
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#20 “More People Use Imperial Than Metric”
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#21 "It's Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That "Soccer" Is The Correct Term"
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#22 Being Broke In American Is 100% On You
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#23 "Healthcare Isn't A Human Right"
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#24 The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military
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#25 "American Deaths Are Worth More"
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#26 "More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam"
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#27 I Am Confused Is There A Rome In Italy?
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#28 “We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”
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#29 “The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”
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#30 Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?
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#31 Futuristic Technology
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#32 Forks Are Uniquely American
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#33 The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?
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#34 Reading Is Hard
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#35 Nates Of Americans
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#36 "Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics"
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#37 Rank: Military Spouse
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#38 Bidets Are Confusing
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#39 "Europeans Don't Have Culture"
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#40 Countries
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#41 Pridemonth
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#42 Why Do Brits Speak English, An American Language, Rather Than Speaking Some European Language?
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#43 It Foreign
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#44 European Countries Don't Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights
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#45 Europe Is A Country
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#46 Wishing "Evil" On A Country Is Pretty Mean
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#47 "Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?"
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#48 “We Invented The Car”
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#49 “He Is (Your President)”
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#50 You're A Third World Country For A Reason
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#51 My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America
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#52 Well Allocated Funds
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#53 "Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined"
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#54 Why Is Munich Spelled "München" On Signs In Germany?
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#55 ''usa Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates''
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#56 "You Shoud Put The U.S. For English"
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#57 My Son Died From Covid-19 And I'm Still Voting For Trump
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#58 Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us
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#59 "I Will Not Comply"
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#60 Should Ask Them If Jews Matter Too
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#61 Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?
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#62 Only Americans Can Comprehend American Football
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#63 People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German
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#64 “Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”
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#65 "I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks"
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#66 "If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe - You're Done "
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#67 "My Expensive, Frequent Health Care Is Subsidized At The Expense Of Healthy People. I Think It's Great!" Thief
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#68 “...your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage...”
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#69 "Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There."
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#70 Can’t Compare Those Other Cities To The Us
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#71 "At Least American Toilets Aren't Just Holes In The Ground"
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#72 "Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages"
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#73 Please Don't Bring This European Style Socialism To America
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#74 Your Haircuts Are Un-American
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#75 “I Get That Native Americans Are Upset, I Get It”
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#76 Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?
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#77 Commie Divas
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#78 If Churchill Was A "Racist"
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#79 Well They Don’t Have Rights In England
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#80 ”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”
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#81 “Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”
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#82 "You Rarely See Iphones Outside Switzerland"
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