Are you stuck on a cruise ship full of people during the corona crisis again? Ever wondered what to say to that inept neighbor from the next cabin who's on a mission to vaccinate—oh, I mean, who doesn't want to vaccinate everybody? Well, wonder no more! These euphemisms telling people they are stupid, as suggested by various Reddit users, will cut straight to the chase. And no tinfoil hat can save them now.
A Reddit user by the name of u/lientubay asked the world “What's the best euphemism for telling people that they're stupid?” More than 60 thousand people had apparently pondered the same question and the thread skyrocketed. People from all around the world shared various ways to insult stupid people politely by using both modern ingenuity and old folk proverbs.
Finally, instead of awkwardly using the same insult over and over again like “so is your face,” we can once again feel confident in ourselves when encountering a stupid person. What a tough world for us—intelligent people—this is. Thanks for making our life bearable, Reddit!
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#1
I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong
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#2
Sharp as a marble, that one.
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#3
One of my personal favorites:"They only got two brain cells and both of them are fighting for third place."
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#4
In russian we have "intelligent thoughts have always followed him, but he was faster".#5
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
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#6
It's impossible to underestimate you
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#7
You could hide your own Easter eggs.
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#8
My teacher said I was as "quick as a glacier"...
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#9
I think I saw this one here previously “You aren’t the biggest idiot in the world but you better hope they don’t die”.
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#10
In Greece we say "when it was raining brains, you had an umbrella"
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#11
Now I know what Douglas Adams was talking about.“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
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#12
He's so far behind he thinks he's first.
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#13
You're the reason we have warning labels.
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#14
Ahh yes, “it’s better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt”. A classic.#15
The wheels spinning, but the hamsters dead.
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#16
His train of thought is still boarding at the station.
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#17
I can explain it again, if you'd like, but I can't understand for you.#18
If you were half as smart as you think you are, you’d be twice as smart as you really are.#19
A village somewhere is missing their idiot.#20
"At this point, you can only impress me."
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#21
"If you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid."#22
"I'm guessing you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling."-Captain Malcom Reynolds
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#23
Unencumbered by the thought process.#24
Saw two coworkers going about a task in the worst way I could imagine. I said "I believe if there was a harder way to do that you two would find it."They didn't get it.
#25
He needs to carry a plant to make up for the oxygen he's wasting#26
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.#27
One of my all time favorites is "More foam than beer".
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#28
Useful as a chocolate teapot.
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#29
Once heard someone say "Well he's about as sharp as a sock full of soup".
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#30
Your train of thought is a replacement bus service, isn't it?#31
You could blow in their ear and they would say thanks for the refill.#32
On a Canadian jobsite:Ahh Terry, having you around is like losing three good men.
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#33
"Well pardon me, ma'am but what you don't know could fill a warehouse."Courtesy of Bart Simpson.
#34
"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."#35
The lights are on, but no ones in#36
Bless your heart is a common southern subtle slap.#37
They would be out of their depth in a parking lot puddle#38
People who would "forget to breathe if their bodies didn't do it for them"#39
Not the brightest crayon in the box. There are 2 arabic ones that I abuse.... (اذكى اخواته) smartest of his siblings. )وقت ما وزعو الغباء عدى مرتين When stupidity was distributed, he came back for seconds.... I freaking love them#40
In French we sometime say "he/she doesn't have electricity at every floor".#41
lmao I had a teacher that would always say 'keep them guessing, don't open your mouth and prove them right'.#42
A little too much chlorine in your gene pool.#43
My grampa told me a few times "son you need lemons to make lemonade and you ain't got no lemons". I laugh every time.#44
"You must have ironed your brain"#45
"You're a brick short of a sandwich" or "Are you professional idiot, or just a gifted amateur?"#46
I like letterkennys “you’re just spare parts, aren’t ya bud”.#47
I wouldn't trust you to sit the right way on the toilet seat!From Rowan Atkinson Live
#48
About as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.#49
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