Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.
Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.
There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.
#1 And Passports Too
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#2 Idiotic Landlord
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#3 You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?
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There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.
But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.
There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.
#4 Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie
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#5 That's Not How That.... Nevermind
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#6 Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money
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The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.
Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.
#7 Elementary School Dropouts Ahead
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#8 Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines
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#9 He's Figuring It Out, Slowly
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#10 Who’s Gonna Tell Her
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#11 Just What
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#12 I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn
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#13 Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone
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#14 Fake ID Fail
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#15 A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars
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#16 She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing
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#17 To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy
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#18 Do These People Have Brains?
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#19 Trust No One, Not Even Yourself
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#20 Hmmm
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#21 Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence
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#22 Halloween Couple Of The Year
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#23 I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True
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#24 We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing
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#25 "I Thought This Was Common Sense"
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#26 Tried To Hang A Curtain Over My Front Door, But Didn’t Realize What I Did Until I Stepped Back
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#27 Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work
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#28 Okay, 1 Star Then
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#29 It's A Funny Facepalm Though
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#30 She Has Bigger Issues
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#31 What A Time To Be Alive
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#32 To Ask For A Mysterious Service
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#33 Mystery Solved
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#34 How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be
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#35 Me Neither
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#36 Throwback To When The White House Secretary Posted His Password Publicly 2 Days In A Row
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#37 My Wife Said Measure The Door, I Told Her All Doors Are The Same Size
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#38 I Am Speechless
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#39 CB At Wally World Thinks They Deserve A Discount Because The Kayak Got Wet
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#40 This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport
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#41 Get This Idea Patented
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#42 Bye, America See You - Never
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#43 Vehicular Social Distancing
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#44 Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria
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#45 Pickle Problems
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#46 Sometimes You Wonder
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#47 The Look On His Face Is Priceless
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#48 The First Ingredient Is Honey, So It Probably Mostly Is
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#49 To Do Math
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#50 Actually, That's Exactly What You Voted For
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#51 No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part
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#52 Few Biology Classes Would Help
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#53 Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe
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#54 Math Be Hard
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#55 Nailed It
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#56 Mother Knew I Wanted A Roomba But Didn't Want To Waste That Much Money On One. So She Found One For A Bargain. Note, It Has Zero Vacuuming Ability
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#57 Damn, If Bike Gears Scare The Kid Then Car Engines Are Gonna Traumatize Them
#58 We Have Ourselves A Genius
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#59 Welp, Better Throw This iPhone Out Then
#60 Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her
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#61 This Is Stupid
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#62 Male Or Female
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#63 "Ghost Baby" In Son's Crib
So last night I was positive there was a ghost baby in the bed with my son. I was so freaked out, I barely slept. I even tried creeping in there with a flashlight while my son was sleeping. Well, this morning I go to investigate a bit further. It turns out my husband just forgot to put the mattress protector on when he changed the sheets. I could kill him.
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#64 I Wonder Why
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#65 Umm Ok
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#66 When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster
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#67 Facebook Gem
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#68 My Mother-In-Law Keeps Complaining That Her Kindle Wouldn’t Charge
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#69 Just Realized My Soap Wasn’t Working Because It’s Literally A Block Of Cheese
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#70 Socialism
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#71 It's About Time To Learn What The Real Italian Cuisine Is
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#72 Oh My
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#73 She Thought She Was Getting A Deal
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#74 Welcome To Calculus 101
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#75 You're Standing Right In Front Of The Best Example In The Whole World That Proves That Walls Don't Work
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#76 If Only Someone Had Thought Of That
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#77 Blind People Can’t Draw
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#78 Because Math
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#79 America Is The Reason You Have Cars. Nope
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#80 Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect
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#81 How Is This Even Possible
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#82 Your Address, Mark
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#83 Well, Obviously, You Have To Have Blue Eyes For It To Work
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#84 He Did Do It, Technically
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#85 A Guy At My Wife's Job Still Thinks That His New Plant Is A Cactus. It's Actually A Pickle That Is Replaced By A New One Each 2 Days
It's been like that for 2 weeks now
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#86 Is It So Hard To Get Just A Little Proof?
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#87 Old Man Smoking While Pumping Gas. When The Attendant Told Him He Couldn’t Smoke While Pumping Gas, He Replied “It’s Diesel, Not Gas”
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#88 It Will Never Happen Again I Guess
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#89 Bluetooth Hose
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#90 One Of My Coworkers Was Eager To Unpack Her New Mouse
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#91 Wearing Glasses Defines Your Sexuality
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#92 Hold Up
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#93 Some People Aren’t Even Trying
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#94 Voldemort Was An Aborted Fetus Guys
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#95 Maybe He Should Hire Someone For That
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#96 Thinking That Everyone In Chernobyl Is Called Conrad
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#97 Jeez, NASA Just Take A Picture
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#98 Baby Smoothie
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#99 My Sister Drove Her Entire Way To Work Like This, And She Had To Call Our Dad To Find Out What Was Wrong With Her Car
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#100 He Exposed Himself
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#101 You Ever Wanted To Fight Your Past Self
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#102 I Can't Show You Proof Vaccines Are Dangerous Because The Government Controls The Internet
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#103 You Can’t Make It Up
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#104 Very Smart
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#105 There Are No Koalas In The Amazon
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#106 Ah Yes, This Will Help The Blind
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#107 Verizon Coverage Map
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#108 There's Some Dumb People In This World
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#109 I Bought A Used Car And Have Been Waiting For My License Plates, Even After Receiving My Registration With License Plate Number. I'm An Idiot
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#110 I'm An Idiot
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#111 Oh No
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#112 Cooking Skills Out Of This World
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#113 Do You Have Stupid?
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#114 Geography Is Not His Strongest Side
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#115 Vaccines = Tide Pods
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#116 “Read A Book”
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#117 It’s Not A Real Fire
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#118 A Woody Is A Woody I Guess
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#119 The “Boat” Scene
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#120 Hello There
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#121 Waterproof Level At 100
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#122 He Didn't Want His Xbox To Get A Virus
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#123 Yesterday, I Asked My Coworker To Send Me A Description Of The Investors I’ll Be Meeting Today. This Is What He Sent Me
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#124 Without A
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#125 My Neighbor Is So Bright
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#126 Umm That’s Not How Percentages Work
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#127 Columbia Professor Accidentally Poisons Self Rather Than Get Flu Shot
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#128 How
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#129 Fixing A Toilet Leak. I'm An Idiot
I took 2 trips to Home Depot, worked with a hernia, had a load of time putting the wax ring, and screws on... Only to install the toilet and forgetting about the door.
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#130 I'm An Idiot. Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped
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#131 Stupidius Maximus
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#132 She Didn't Think It Through
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#133 Experts Bad
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#134 Those Canadians
#135 "Romanians Should Have Yt On English Because Yes, That's Why"
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#136 Actually, It Is Pretty Funny
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#137 Hello Georgie
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#138 Pretty Sure It’s A Pringle’s Holder
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#139 I Should Walk A Mile In This Guy’s Shoes
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#140 Theo Is Very Confused
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#141 So This Happened
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#142 Aww Yes A Genius
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#143 Just Awkward
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#144 At Least He Realized His Mistake
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#145 Maybe Not The Best Choice For A Sign
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#146 Fool Me Once
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#147 God Dammit People
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#148 “Please Stop Using It”
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#149 Always Gotta Be Inclusive
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#150 Do I Really Have To Tell Them Or Should I Let Them Figure It Out
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#151 Confused
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#152 My Coworker Returned The Front Desk Stapler Like This. Told Me It Ran Out Of Staples
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#153 How On Earth Is This Possible
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#154 "Why Would I Need To Learn About Chemistry?"
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#155 Well That's An Interesting Conspiracy Theory
#156 Welp
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#157 Idiot Detected
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#158 Today, My Mother Was The Idiot
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#159 Good Thing They Have Windshield Visor
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#160 10 Hours Later
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#161 Brilliant
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