If you’ve ever heard the phrase, “Life’s a beach,” you probably wondered what does it actually mean. A seagull swooping in and stealing your wallet? Or maybe that beached whales are some profound allegory for our society? Well, probably neither but it’s fun to entertain the possibilities.
We here at Bored Panda have compiled a series of the most unexpected things that took place at the seashore and it turns out, these pictures have the answers to the questions above. So if you thought that nothing ever really happens on a beach day, let us prove you wrong. It’s not just lazing around and baking in the sunshine. The same water you’re washing your troubles away can also spit out a giant squid right in your face. The sad part, though, is that it’s not all that exciting. Or romantic. There’s always a balding, middle-aged man to photobomb your best shots. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all these funny people around you.
Just bro things
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There! Instead Of A Stupid Castle!
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Good Ol’ Costco
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Spotted On South Beach…wtf
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I Guess Bringing A Folding Lawn Chair To The Beach Would Have Been Ridiculous
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I Feel Like I Just Missed A Miracle On The Beach…
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Miami Is A Mario Kart Track Now
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This Stack Of Pianos On A Beach At Low Tide
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Hurricane Irma Eroded Away The Dune This Pine Tree Was Growing On. Talbot Island State Park, Nassau Co., Florida.
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This Was Build On A Beach Near Island Beach State Park (Where Chris Christie Was Sunbathing)
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These Neighboring Homes Have Very Different Aesthetics
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Saw This Guy On The Beach. He Said His Grandkids Bought Him This Shirt
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Found This Rock Within A Rock On A Beach Walk
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Found This Rock Within A Rock On A Beach Walk
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Why My 14 Year Old Should Look Up From His Phone Sometimes
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My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica.
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My Grandfather Dressed As A Nurse At The Beach. Wasn’t Even A Costume Party, He Just Thought It Would Be Funny. 1950’s
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This Piece Of A Whales Spinal Column That Washed Up On The Beach
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My Buddy Jokingly Decided To Get A Henna Tattoo Of A Mustache While At The Beach. The Foreign Worker Didn’t Understand What He Was Saying, So She Asked Him To Write Down What He Wanted. This Was The Result.
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On Vacation In California With My Best Friend And Took A Picture With Perfect Timing
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Good Friends
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We Live In The Future
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My Brother Found This Life-Bulb Washed Up On An Australian Beach. It Was All Alive And It Floated.
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Wrong Wayve
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Found This Gem In Venice Beach
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Just A Pic That My Friend Took Down At The Beach The Other Day…
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While Walking On The Beach In Hawaii My Wife And I Found This Glass Ball That Had Become The Home Of Small Marine Ecosystem.
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This Man Is Taking A Picture Of His Vape At The Beach
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My Goddaughter’s First Beach Experience
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Enjoying A Day On The Beach
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Me_irl
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This Man At The Beach Has A Tiny Deck Chair To Rest His Head…
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ud83dudd25 Badass Osprey I Saw Today At The Beach Frying A Baby Shark For Dinner On A Power Line ud83dudd25
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Found An Almost Perfectly Spherical Rock At The Beach.
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A 40-Ton Barge Washed Up On Our Local Beach After Some Heavy Storms This Week
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A Reindeer Joined Us On The Beach Today Outside Harstad, Norway
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This Pebble I Found On The Beach Looks Like A Ghost
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So My Friend Found A Message In A Bottle While Fishing.
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Good Friends
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My Boyfriend Decided To Take My Dog To The Beach Today For Some u201cQualityu201d Time Together
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There’s A Penis Carved Into The Beach In Bing’s Background Image.
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The Opposite Of A Problem
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How Girls Take Pictures At The Beach
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Spotted Some True Love On The Beach Today
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Today I Fucked Up
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My Very White Friend Got Burnt After Our First Beach Day In Nantucket. Then Something Magical Happened.
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A Day At The Beach.
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There’s A Reason You Aren’t Allowed To Park On This Beach
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Atlantis Bahamas Sign.
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I Present My Ginger Girlfriend At The Beach.
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Taking Too Long To Take A Photo Of Her Food On The Beach
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So I Went To The Beach And Saw This…
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E Is For Existential Crisis
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I Photobombed A Girl On The Beach Taking Pictures, Told Them About It And Had Them Send It To Me.
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Don’t Mind Me, Just Walking My Bear.
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Reading On The Beach
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I Love Hiking To These Hard To Reach Places, The Ones Untouched By Humans
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Yep, Nailed It.
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Dodge Tried To Shoot A Commercial For A $60,000 Truck At My Local Beach
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Well Crafted Beach Photobomb
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Resting Beach Face
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Saw This On A Beach In Singapore
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Why You Shouldn’t Fall Asleep At The Beach
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Like A Boss
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Found This Woman On The Beach Yesterday. I Guess It’s Sea Star Mating Season.
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He Picks The Best Time And Place To Poop Sometimes
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Tried To Look Talented In The Background Of A Family Portrait. Failed.
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Yep, Nailed It.
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A Radical Concept.. Bali 2017
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Go Go Gadget
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I Found This Sign By A Hotel Outside On The Beach.
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A Romantic Horseback Ride On The Beach
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I Have Been Waiting For This Day All My Life.
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A While Back, We Tried To Take Family Photos At The Beach. The Results Were………..unexpected.
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Yesterday I Saw A Huge Wave Get In The Way Of Some Pregnancy Pictures, Also A Naked Guy.
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In Singapore And Found This Sign At The Beach
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We Drove Around Trying To Figure Out Why The Hell All The Liquor Stores Were Closed In Myrtle Beach At 7:30 When We Finally Found This Gem..
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My Wife Wanted A Picture Of Her On The Beach During Holiday, I Improvised A Little.
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Friend Decided To Pack A Truck Load Of Snow And Drive It Down To Long Beach With Beautiful Results
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Hanging Out At The Beach
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Oh, My
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I Shall Blend In To Hide From The Crab People
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I Shall Blend In To Hide From The Crab People
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It’s As If It Was Meant To Be
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Yes, Hi. Could I Reserve A Table For 1, By The Beach But Make Sure I Donu2019t Have A View? Perfect.
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Slow News Day
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First Time To The Ocean, And This Is What He Does.
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Spring Break Photobomb
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Sandcastle With Extremely Clean Lines.
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Let’s Drive On The Beach They Said…
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Geometric Sandcastle
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Saw This Inspirational Beach Message This Morning
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Where Lightning Struck Sand
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Just Throw A Towel Down To Save A Spot For Us
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P-38 Found On Welsh Beach
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Mexico’s Hardest-Working Ice Cream Guy
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Photobombed By A Dolphin
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A Photoshoot Of A Jetta Went Wrong Last Night
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That’s One Patient Dog.
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How To Use Sand To Freak People Out
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Sighted In Myrtle Beach Today. Time To Get Hammered.
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That One Time Batman Showed Up On My Mom’s Ride At White Sands
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This Perfect “Story In Three Panels” Of My Cousin.
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We Took My Cat To The Beach And There Happened To Be A Professional Dancer Having A Photo Shoot. Obviously This Happened Because Buns’ Day Wasn’t Confusing Enough.
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This Guys Grand Kids Bought Him This Shirt
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Going, Going, Gone. My Daughter And Me At The Beach.
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Here Is My Favorite Photo From My Old College Cheer Squad… [x-Post From /R/Perfecttiming]
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I Couldn’t Think Of A Clever Title. Here’s My Friend Buried In The Sand The Second Before He Was Beaned In The Head With A Football.
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Fuck You Im A Sandcastle
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Why Go All The Way To Egypt?
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Mount Ruffmore
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Worst. Trap. Ever.
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Family Day At The Beach
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This Is A Turtle With A Knife Strapped To Its Shell, Secured With An Army-Cameo Bandana. I Bumped Into It On The Beach, 1/4 Mile From Where The Water Meets The Sea. Curious If It Was Someone’s Pet, I Traced Its Trail In The Sand, Which Lead Straight Into The Water. Retired Ninja Turtle?
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Mr. Crab’s First Dollar
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My Dog Was Totally Cool About Us Burying Him.
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Oh Hey… Sorry… Didn’t Realize You Were Taking A Picture
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Creative Sprite Ad, Creepy Chair Guy.
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Girlfriend Asked For A Romantic Horse Ride On The Beach And A Picture For Her Mom This Was The Result
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My So Came Across A Woman In A Full Mermaid Suit At The Beach. Also Could Be An Actual Mermaid.
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Saw This Awesome Toothless Kite On The Beach
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Every Beach Should Have One Of These…
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My Favorite Picture Of My Brother And His Wife While Teaching My Other Brother To Surf
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Photobumb Of 2014
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My Lady Friend Wanted A Piggy Back Picture On The Beach And A Random Biker Watching The Sunset Said He Wanted One Too
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Sweet Old Man At The Beach: “Would You Like Me To Take A Photo Of You Two Love Birds?” My Wife: “Yes Please!”. Nailed It
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How Girls Take Pictures At The Beach…
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I Found This At My Local Dog Beach Today
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naughty boy
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Finally An Answer To The Age Old Question “Do Raccoons On A Beach In Panama City, Fl Like Fritos?”
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Officially The Creepiest Sand Sculpture At Revere Beach This Weekend
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You Have To Stay 10′ Feet Away From The Wild Ponies On Assateague, Even If They Steal Your Spot
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Just A Dog Going For A Walk On The Beach…
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Pigs Love Going To The Beach
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Told My Dad To Grab The Sunscreen Before We Hit The Beach. Sit Down And He Hands Me This…
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First Time To The Ocean, And This Is What He Does
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pink Coffin float
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Hmmm
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Sunscreen genius
Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men
beach umbrella
This Lady Brought An Air Mattress To The Beach
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Dads are the worst
Dragged This Down To The Beach
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The NSFW Surfboard
seagull has no boundaries
The Day I Unconsciously Matched Clothes With The Beach
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New tinder pic
Car Filled With Pebbles And Sand
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innovative shower
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beach body
Lots Of Girls Taking Instagram Pics At The Beach Today…my Gf Is The One Snorkeling
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I Was Stood Taking A Photo Of My Girlfriend In The Sea, Then Realised So Was Every Other Instagram Boyfriend
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Saw These Stacked Stone Arches At The Beach This Morning
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Giant Squid Washed Up In Wellington New Zealand.
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Best Vacation Ever
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Brought My Puppy To The Beach. Took Him About 2 Minutes To Eat Enough Sand To Learn He Isn’t Supposed To Eat Sand.
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Atlas 5 Launch Today At Cape Canaveral Viewed From Playalinda Beach. Amazing To See Live In Person.
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“I Have Become A Beach Dogtowel”
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Not Something You Find On The Beach Everyday.
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I Didn’t Wear My Watch To The Beach And Got A Strip Of Sunburn.
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This Kilo My Mom Found Washed Up On A South Florida Beach This Morning.
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Piece Of Dried Seaweed With One End Stuck In Sand Drew Concentric Circles As It Was Rotated By The Wind.
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I Went To The Beach In La And The Magnetic Clasp Of My Bag Attracted Metal Fragments Out Of The Sand
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