If you’ve read the Bible, you’ll know that Old Testament God is a major asshole. Petty, vain, vindictive and genocidally violent, he gleefully wrought havoc on his creations before his son eventually showed up with a more merciful message.
So what was he thinking in those days, when he was busy creating the complex wonders of the world that he would go on to sadistically torture? This collection of tongue-in-cheek posts, collected by us here at Bored Panda, hilariously imagines God’s mind as he came up with the animals, the sun, the planets and yes, even those little hell-raisers that he created in his own, twisted image: us. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don’t forget to vote for your faves!
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